Honoring the 38th UAE National Day

The UAE has been the media spotlight – both positive (Abu Dhabi F1) and negative (Dubai World hiatus) – heralding a new era of Dubai Bashing (see my thorough how-to here) as well as justified criticism and the typical market flux a la Pelham 123 (so who made $300m now?). But today is the 38th UAE National Day, and these special occasions, like Eid and Thanksgiving and Christmas, are here to remind us of...

Dear Schools: ENOUGH Bullshit!

It makes me sad to see the wasted amount of potential leaders, scientists, braniacs and people with inhuman levels intelligence. Like Qwaider mentioned, schools have mostly become a social status – how much your family can really afford. We have grown a mentality where when someone says “I graduated from Oxford” is perceived as a God and one who says “I graduated from Damascus...

Them Imbecile Seagulls!

Smart bastards mocked me! They have been seeing me every day on the beach, pointing this “black thing” (ie camera) in their direction… so they assumed I am attracted to them in some way. They also know I usually carry tuna sandwiches. So yesterday, while on the beach (another post on this coming up) they congregated upon my arrival. Baffled by their proximity and willingness to please me, I took...

A Miracle in the UAE!

Who would have ever thought that something like this could happen in the UAE? I sure hope it survives till the weekend so I could go and take photos.

Hamza is a Big Fat LIAR!

Have you read the blasphemy that is his post? Lemme clear up the fact that he is an imbecillic LIAR! He is wa7ed animal X(  ON HIM BEING THIN First of all that guy is overweight. I don’t know why he thinks he is hot. The hottest thing he is remotely close to is a semi-decomposed deceased camel. Second, I am out of the house at work for 12 hours a day. How on EARTH am I going to feed him? See, he is SO...