Bush to Write a Book

The person whose name we shall not utter (except in the title so people know what I am talking about) is planning to write a book (check last paragraph).

Not to mention to open a presidential library where he would defend the policies of his presidency.

My two cents:

  1. - him writing the book is such a feat it would take millenia, assuming the English is coherent and grammatically correct (ie written by anyone in 5th grade)
  2. - if  the book does hit the shelves, it would not be purchased.
  3. - in the rare case of purchase it would be used as burning material when other sources of flammables have been exhausted
  4. - his library is not to be visited by people with common sense
  5. - anyone in his library should be confiscated and exported to the Sun.