Ah! Free at last! This ridiculous, sad, pathetic excuse of a living organism called KJ should be tied to the back of Bugatti and driven around town until he catches fire from the friction. Why a Bugatti? Cuz Moogle kills people in style, of course! I have a rep to keep, you know. I shall then put the Bugatti on sale using a site created by Qwaider. We all know of his vile evil plans to leech money out of your clicks, so an extra penny will help. The money raised during this “charitable” giveaway will be used to fund my project as outlined below. Now, for proprietary...

Finally! It’s here! But… wait! Where is it?! Well before I give it to you: What you’re about to see is a mockup. In otherwords, all the content, is by ME. So yes, I get to butcher lots of people here :P But it’s dedicated to our one and only HANI. Remember! The “chatbox” is to be read bottoms-up! Remember! It was written with LOVE! Nothing to be offended about! So go ahead and ENJOY! >>>>>>>> CLICK HERE! And don’t forget to comment on this post

Them fiends! I swear I will just curl up into a fluff ball and sell myself as a fluffy keychain so that Mr Qwaider purchases me as a cute little thing for Mrs Qwaider and I just fart in their car! Ahem So here I speak on behalf of all the kupolings (ie bloggers) who do not have the required Kupo Nuts to do this :D Yes yes I am to imbecilize Mr and Mrs Qwaider. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I will be Mrs Qwaider for a minute cuz KJ told me I should always imbecilize women first. Mrs Qwaider Posting as Mrs Qwaider Post #3992364 OMG OMG OMG we like went to this uber uber super duper cute...

Hi.I am terribly upset today.Very upset!You know why?Because that cow KJ did not scratch my tummy this morning.Or yesterday.Or the day before.He is now enjoying PETER.YES! My supposed host is now hosting an actual living entity. A stupid tortoise that goes by the name of Peter.peter’s stupid clawsNow you’d say, awww, how cute. NO! It is not cute. It is SAD! I mean, what COULD you do with a tortoise? Use it as a door step? Paper weight? A mini bowling ball pitted against mini pins?!I mean, here I am, hopping around and providing endless entertainment, then he puts his attention on...

I have managed to come up with the ultimate solution to Global Warming! But first let me alter KJ’s profile picture…mihmihmihAhem.After LOTS of studying and CAREFUL RESEARCH I have come up with a list of solutions to global warming! But nothing beats the number one solution!!!! It is based on the “scientific” theories on global warming:theory K - too much sunlighttheory U – big fat ozone holetheory P – people make lots of bad gastheory O – no one wants to payKupo! As we can see, the main problem here is theory K. Because sunlight = heat and heat = ice...