The Grasshopper Incident Me: O_______________________O Sis: *walks in* what’s the matter? Me: *points* Sis: O_______________________O Sis: Ok KJ we need to kill it. Me: NO WAY! I am NOT going to kill that thing! Sis: It’s in OUR BALCONY and I don’t want it IN MY HOUSE! Me: FINE! But I am not going to squish it. Sis: Whatever. Me: *gets room scented spray* Sis: What the HELL are you doing?! Me: What if it smells when it dies! Sis: It’s a GRASS hopper, it will just smell of GRASS! Me: Psht! well then, I have an idea Sis: What? Me: You know cans, if you...

Body Analysis Encore Trainer: OK I got the results of the body analysis. Me: shoot. Trainer: *eyes paper suspiciously and looks at me, then at paper, then at me* Me: what Trainer: you lost weight. Me: BUT HOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Trainer: I don’t know Me: That’s impossible. I gained two inches around the waist and some muscle! My friends are telling me I look better. I DO look better and I FEEL better! Trainer: Yeah… but… in numbers you lost weight Me: So you’re telling me I gained muscle and gained two inches and lost weight Trainer: I am also confused Me:...

Nifty title eh? Now just in case you thought Moogle is the only stupid one, I present you with KJ’s definition of ridiculous. OK I understand they’re not that hilarious but thats what I remember now… I will be keeping a journal for nahfati. The Dietitian Dietitian: KJ you’re not gaining weight, I can’t believe this! KJ: Well I gained a little weight! Dietitian: You… you… [swivels screen] you eat the MOST in this center! 2400 calories! KJ: Ok… Dietitian: Shu OK?! KJ: Actually I eat more than what you send me ^_~ Dietitian: [sits...