I was doing some shopping rounds down at Ace Hardware when I spotted their traditional Christmas setup: a miniature village situated around snowy mountain caps. The handiwork was quite admirable; it was obvious that a lot of effort had been invested in the creation of the little village. Having changed my mind on what I wanted to do with my custom-made gifts for this year, on my way out I decided to take some photos with my phone of the setup. Later that evening, in a café , and while shifting through the photos, a story started to build up in my head. Though uploaded on Facebook at the...

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Maths. It’s one of those subjects that strictly revolves around a love or hate reltionship: You’re either wired to love it or you’re not. From what I have seen, most of my friends love maths because, according to them, solving a linear equations is like mental masturbation. They’re entitled to that and I have absolutely nothing against them, as long as they don’t try to inseminate my life with their shit. I myself, if confronted with such a linear or polynomial problem, would resort to my iPhone. Now don’t get me wrong, I am sure Maths has its...

The Grasshopper Incident Me: O_______________________O Sis: *walks in* what’s the matter? Me: *points* Sis: O_______________________O Sis: Ok KJ we need to kill it. Me: NO WAY! I am NOT going to kill that thing! Sis: It’s in OUR BALCONY and I don’t want it IN MY HOUSE! Me: FINE! But I am not going to squish it. Sis: Whatever. Me: *gets room scented spray* Sis: What the HELL are you doing?! Me: What if it smells when it dies! Sis: It’s a GRASS hopper, it will just smell of GRASS! Me: Psht! well then, I have an idea Sis: What? Me: You know cans, if you...

It’s like a biological clock that mothers have. Though most women have their brains wired up quite loosely and everything is interconnected (and I am probably the only male like that), all women are born with an agenda that they stick to, regardless of everything. Items on the agenda include, but are not limited to: dreaming of the Big Day with the White Dress driving all guys insane until Mr. Right comes along driving Mr. Right into financial/mental crisis having kids from said man (career women can donate children to Brangelina) tormenting kids through emotional blackmail...