I MUST HAS CARBZ NOW!

I’ve been on this ridiculous diet for “weight gain”, rather muscle gain. See, since my biological makeup is impossible to deal with – I got what I asked for. I gained fat. As in FAT, not muscle. And my makeup dictates that the fat be in the belly exclusively.

Which is OK, I mean I am a guy and I don’t have body dysmorphic disorder and I am in very good shape knock wood.

BUT!

I feel BLOATED.

I can’t breathe or anything. This new expanded orbit is a bit new to me. So I said I might cut on the carbs a bit and increase the protein intake. It was good for a while. I felt healthy, ate in moderation and it was all fine.

Till this week.

Through this week I have been tired and my performance at the weights has been horrendous, not to mention I fatigued quickly. My body obviously needed the lovely molten chocolate cake from Chilis.

Which moryarti pointed out today over lunch that I need more carbs.

So I just had my first McDonald’s in a century. Then I went to Cinabon.

And

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

If I were in the States I would sue every single healthy website on the planet. CARBS WERE CREATED TO BE EATEN OK! I demand my carbs and I demand them NOW! No more stupid hideous apple/banana before gym. Heck for dinner I used to eat three giant loaves of Arabic bread with 3 eggs, 4-8 cheese triangles and labneh. With my stupid diet I eat all of that with one (so I had to lick the labneh off my fingers). Hideous!

My belly wants a fight?! I will give it a fight! BRING ME THAT CAKE!




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  • Ali
    dude, u have to take the good carbs (fruits, brown wheat bread or pasta), you can eat that white carbs after the excercise only. Its a combo of good quality food, excercise and good sleep (moderation is good in everything)
  • I can't get fat...
  • you lucky bnastard that you do not gain weight for me its from the liips to the hips
    :(
  • FAT ASS :P !
    I totally forgot to go have the molten chocolate cake when I was back in Dubai >_> IDIOT ! Can't wait to get back or for Chilis to open up herem whatever comes first.
    Tell me when you get your moobs :D!
  • Haha!

    Kill the diet.. DEATH TO IT!

    I seriously cannot believe gaining weight is harder than losing it. I've experienced it first hand.. all you have to do is eat a LOT and sit all day long... viola. There you have it XD.

    Oh my, oh my.. *drools at the mention of Chili's Molten*,
  • Man, I still don't seem to be able to gain any weight at all. I look miserably thin! I hate that. I can accept your extra fat
  • I don't believe you. I want a picture of your tummy. Lie down on ur back and let me see this growing mountain.
  • when we say healthy carbs... it means white rice or backed potato etc...

    you should have this kind of healthy carbs and protein everyday... like have a bowl of rice with fish or cocked red meat... but dont order "Mandi" for example :P

    oily fatty food will increase cholesterol level and that also make you feel tired and lazy as cholesterol slows down your blood flow..

    and hey.. take rest from the gym.. three days or more... I do that often when I feel fatigued

    anyway... I miss that Molten chocolate cake of chilis :(
  • If you are looking for more muscle gain then you do have to take in more carbs not less. Not too much though, you have to find a healthy balance.
  • "so I had to lick the labneh off my fingers" HAHAHAHAHA
  • yumm... molten chocolate cakeee <3
    I could never cut off intake of contents. I just shift in timely fashion when to have them.

    Speaking of sinful cinnamon.. you should also try cheese fries and gravy!
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