Comments on: Fruits Must be Destroyed NOW!

By: SMART

SMART — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 23:47:16 +0000

What about the fact that when a fruit is ripe and ready to eat it falls to the ground, in good arms-length away? Ever take that into consideration?

By: Nora

Nora — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 05:47:18 +0000

I thoroughly enjoyed this post!

I used to like fruit, some kinds more than others, but after one bite of cantaloupe or banana started making ulcers sprout up suspiciously on my tongue and “luscious” peaches started tasting so bitter I couldn’t even swallow the mouthful out of sheer politeness while at someone’s place… Well, I think fruit is a thing of the past now.

Sigh.

By: abufares

abufares — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 09:56:07 +0000

KJ
You’re a fruitcake…
Clothpins, Isobel???
I really can’t tell you what happened to me once with a clothpin.

By: Abid

Abid — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 22:19:55 +0000

“We are terrestial animals. Right? We should eat terrestial stuff. Things that are within arm’s reach.”

Here’s the problem with that reasoning. We are TERRESTRIAL animals. Meaning we need to WALK (“TERR” = earth). Not sit at a desk in front of a computer all day.

If you HUNT for animals to eat with sticks, and go out and SEARCH for vegetables to consume yourself, then it’s ok to not eat fruit.

But if you’re gonna go to a supermarket (liek you probably do) then your diet can’t be like a terrestrial mammal’s.

Catch my drift?

By: Isobel

Isobel — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 18:37:21 +0000

If I must die now…at least I can go knowing I did all I could for the lowly elderberry, the precious pear, and the sweet and succulent strawberry. May you and all your vegetable eating cronies get gas!!!

By: KJ

KJ — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 16:52:43 +0000

Isobel -
I liked you Isobel, I really did. Now you die.

By: Isobel

Isobel — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 16:40:47 +0000

LOLLLL!!! You ate a sour grape didn’t you? Although I like the idea of randomly picking some seemingly innocent item and suggesting its annihilation just for the hell of it!! Down with clothpins…damn it…I caught my finger in one the other day. Ok…so back to fruit…how about the low growers? And we haven’t any monkeys in Canada…just bears who hunt the ever tangled and illusive blueberry bush. And I really like kiwi. That’s it, I’m joining FruitPeace!!

By: KJ

KJ — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 15:18:28 +0000

Batoul -
Aslan I hate the show. If I became a LOST character I would commit suicide instantly.

D.S. -
Finally! A sane person!

Sou -
Thanks! Oh you have no idea…

Naseem -
Good for you! Bring on the A-Zinc pills LOL

Teakster -
SHHHH! They might hear!

Ulysses -
I knew you’d show your true colors if I hung around long enough. *brings pitchfork*

By: Ulysses

Ulysses — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 15:01:09 +0000

Nay!!
fruits are the remaining blessing in this crazy world of our

By: Teakster

Teakster — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 09:11:44 +0000

You have too much time on your hands!

I wouldn’t not be supprised if you went around burning fruit farms!

By: Naseem

Naseem — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 06:15:19 +0000

Salute KJ.

indeed fruits are not so healthy as many could imagine…

when I started my new healthy life style 2 years ago fruits was on my NO list just like chocolates and sweets

By: Sou-0ne-Canobee

Sou-0ne-Canobee — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 05:54:20 +0000

LOL I have to say that this is by far the most insanly post I have ever read too much rage for fruits for God’s sake but it has to be said that i LMAO So Good Job

By: D.S.

D.S. — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 02:00:06 +0000

Except for the occasional orange juice, I was never much of a fruit person. I’m glad to see that all these years that has been a good thing.

By: Batoul

Batoul — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 01:38:39 +0000

HEEEEEEE “tooteh” LOL!!
Listen YOU! Fruits are awesome. I hope you wake up as a “LOST” character stranded on a hot Island where you feel TOO dehydrated to climb a coconut tree and thats ALL you have to survive. We’ll see how you “ashHadu ana al fruits are the best thing in the world, just let me God damn live” (staghfurAllah al 3azeem) loool.

You’re no better, na3na3

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By: KJ

KJ — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 17:41:32 +0000

Asoom -
Exactly cheescake! Vegetables all the way.

By: asoom

asoom — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 16:58:47 +0000

Well first of all I was personally never nicknamed after a fruit. We used deserts instead.

Second of all, actually many diets restrict eating fruits and some fruits are discouraged by many nutritionists and diet plans such as watermelons and pineapple.

There’s nothing ba3d il raw vegetables honestly.

By: KJ

KJ — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 15:49:20 +0000

Zaher -
Am I!

Hamza -
walak skot bala fadaye7!

By: hamza

hamza — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 10:58:51 +0000

how dare you that to speak badly about kiwis. Ain’t it funny that you blaspheme fruits while your blog layout and logo is based on fruits?
LOL

By: Mohammad Zaher

Mohammad Zaher — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 10:19:12 +0000

You are crazy.