Them Imbecile Seagulls!

Smart bastards mocked me!

They have been seeing me every day on the beach, pointing this “black thing” (ie camera) in their direction… so they assumed I am attracted to them in some way.

They also know I usually carry tuna sandwiches.

So yesterday, while on the beach (another post on this coming up) they congregated upon my arrival. Baffled by their proximity and willingness to please me, I took advantage to leave my car unattended and draw in close for photos.

Meanwhile, one of them sneaky bastards flew into my car and stole the bag! ZOMG!

Then they flew while I was trying like mad to take photos of them… and then I noticed a familiar bag high in the sky O___O

I went back to my car. IMBECILES!

The thing later dropped the bag close by.

I felt ISO-certified dumb, LOL!