The “Bring That Blogger Back!” Campaign
Oh noes!
Two bloggers have quit on us!
I call upon the blogging community to help bring them back! Let us try everything in our power to bring their asses back here! Even if it involves lying and telling them they have amazing blogs!
Blogger A: Maher!
What the ef! Really! I suspect one of his many girlfriends found out about his blog, and he went into trouble! Too bad he is not MAN ENOUGH to put his foot down and claim his rights!
BRING MAHER BACK!
How else are we going to wage war between men and women?! Now that Qwaider is married and Maher gone, it puts me in a difficult situation! MAHER COME BACK! OTHERWISE THESE WOMEN WOULD STOMP ME! (coming to think of it, it doesn’t sound like a bad thing)
Blogger B: Hani!
ZOMG!
TEH one and only Hani had his site terminated! Pay your bills Hani and COME BACK PROMPTLY! You were the only voice of reason and intelligence around here! Who would be able to draw the connections between nonsensical things BUT you!
And how dare you leave the atheist community against us barbaric believers! Shame on you for betraying your kind!
BRING HANI BACK!
Flood both of them with emails, explain to them in detail how their absence from your lives would lead you to suicide (and no one wants that on their conscience!). Elaborate using tried-and-true methods that they are NEEDED in the sphere! (ie women can use their Guilt Cards and Emotional Blackmail).
Go to their facebook pages and bombard them with questions that demand answering!
Organize protests!
Do whatever you could!
BRING THOSE IMBECILES BACK!