Hamza, AGAIN!

Not satisfied with terrorising me for a weekend back in April, that fool Hamza informed me that he is inviting himself over for a week. A WHOLE WEEK!

And not only that, but I am also forced to attend with him the AC Milan match.

For those of you not in the know, I HATE soccer. In fact I find it utterly ridiculous. Why would I watch men wearing shorts running around a field following a ball only to shoot it away again? The only thing worse than soccer is baseball; people in pyjamas batting a ball into oblivion, running around in circles until it is someone else’s turn.

Oh, and he also plans to play the psychologically disturbing Silent Hill 5: Homecoming. I gave it a test-run yesterday and I have to say it’s one effing scary game I am not going to play (only because, after a certain scene and some sound cues, I knew that the mannequin-molesting dude [gross image warning]  is back and I have no balls to see him again ). The zombie nurse was hot, though, in a twisted way.

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hot nurse

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not your average doctor

But this time I am going to lay in MY terms. I will just have to think of something… but this is where I need YOUR help.

Please, give me ideas on how to make his stay here HELLISH!!

In the meantime I think I have to re-assemble my PC. Looks like some of the fans are noisy again.





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  • that baseball part with the pyjama-wearing people running around was hilarious! but u get double points for admitting u dont like soccer (cuz its kinda abnormal for a guy not to)
  • that baseball part with the pyjama-wearing people running around was hilarious!
  • My first one didn't and your punishment is you're never going to know what it was :P

    j/k I don't even remember what it was :)
  • jarofjuice
    Suha -
    LOL, you're quite something! You give me a huge amount of page visits :P hehehe..

    Hamza and I are actually schoolmates, this blog thing just made our communication better since we graduated
  • aww the thubmit moogle thing is cute i just noticed. aww is that a paw print at the M

    Also i write AND way too much
    :tired: Oh well
  • How can you diss soccer you are insane, the fact that they have to toss the football from one end of a feild to another and aim it into a net is the hardest thing ever!!
    HAHAH have you noticed that you sounded kind of Jerry Seinfeld-ish at the soccer/baseball bit lol.
    And it's nice to see that people with blogs actually meet up and stuff i'm sure it's fun.
    And you changed the layout of your website I like it I always thought the one before was too plain. And the moogle thing is soo cute tali3 min el header text aww.
    And if you think the dead-zombie nurse is hot hahaha you got issues boy!!
  • cad
    :evil:
  • jarofjuice
    Asoom -
    I am sort of excited, but this soccer thing has GOT to stop!

    Nizar -
    LOOOL! You're evil!

    sel3 -
    I showed him around the last time :P I think I will just drop him in Dubai Mall and pick him up after a few days LOL!
    It would be great if we meet there :D I'd keep you posted.
  • sel3
    c'mon KJ? you must be excited that your friend is visiting, where you take the chance to show off Dubai and the nice places you hang out around? I'm attending that football match as well, it should be nice, maybe we can meet there.
  • LOL, they aren't forwards, they are personal experience trust me :D
  • Hamza Hamza Hamza!

    admit it: you're super excited!

    LOL @ the soccer thing and baseball, I must say though I totally agree with you
  • jarofjuice
    Hani -
    Sorry about that... tis the yaaswp thing. I had to reset it for the new theme, and you need to clear your cache.. but hey! Your comment made it through
  • I tried to post and got this: Sorry, but it seems you are a Spambot.
  • jarofjuice
    Hamza -
    7sabak bas teeji

    Nizar -
    Whoever sends you these FW has a bad grudge against someone :P

    Ms Loala -
    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  • Tsk tsk tsk! Bad, BAD host!





    You can pour icy cold water while he's asleep :evil: :D
  • The worst sport of all is cricket, 17 guys on the field and only 2 get to play, the rest have to wait for their turn.

    Make him mass spam comments through out the whole blog sphere 2 hours everyday, it will get you good hits for a while :P

    Make him do some cooking and the laundry as much many times as possible.

    Whenever he falls as sleep turn on your video recorder in your mobile phone and film him while you do a Jackass style prank then upload it on youtube and send the link to all the contacts on your and his facebook and msn.

    Let him do some more laundry, the shirts aren't white enough.

    Send him every couple of hours to the local store to buy a creatively yet not so innocent named non-existing product, don't forget to pay him in coins.

    when ever he wants to use the internet keep pluging on/off the router.

    Before going to bed share with him a couple of you scary bed time stories like that time when you were alone at home and heared the fridge door open or the time when you woke up and had your underwears outside in or the owl that has a weird human like accent that sleeps on your window or that time you found a black cat in your closet..

    The pink underwears should be washed alone.

    when ever you are watching tv and the time is a full o'clock switch to a news agency channel and watch the full detailed news including the business and the weather forecast, but when the sports news come on switch to another news channel.

    send him to the store again and tell him that this time you really remember the name of the product, when he comes back let him wait at the door half an hour before you open, claim that you thought you left the door unlocked and went to take a shower.

    this will do for now, update us on how things work out :D
  • :evil:

    I am glad that you are starting to connect the dots. last time, it was 3 days and this time a week, next time, I might move permanently to ur apartment.

    Don't worry, HALO 3 last time was just a preview of how hell is like. this time, I'll give you a trial demo edition. ;)
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