Hamza, AGAIN!
Not satisfied with terrorising me for a weekend back in April, that fool Hamza informed me that he is inviting himself over for a week. A WHOLE WEEK!
And not only that, but I am also forced to attend with him the AC Milan match.
For those of you not in the know, I HATE soccer. In fact I find it utterly ridiculous. Why would I watch men wearing shorts running around a field following a ball only to shoot it away again? The only thing worse than soccer is baseball; people in pyjamas batting a ball into oblivion, running around in circles until it is someone else’s turn.
Oh, and he also plans to play the psychologically disturbing Silent Hill 5: Homecoming. I gave it a test-run yesterday and I have to say it’s one effing scary game I am not going to play (only because, after a certain scene and some sound cues, I knew that the mannequin-molesting dude [gross image warning] is back and I have no balls to see him again ). The zombie nurse was hot, though, in a twisted way.
hot nurse
not your average doctor
But this time I am going to lay in MY terms. I will just have to think of something… but this is where I need YOUR help.
Please, give me ideas on how to make his stay here HELLISH!!
In the meantime I think I have to re-assemble my PC. Looks like some of the fans are noisy again.
oh noes! looks like this post is a first-timer!
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mumbled on January 3rd, 2009 at 10:58 am 
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Oh well
Nizar
mumbled on January 2nd, 2009 at 7:45 pm
The worst sport of all is cricket, 17 guys on the field and only 2 get to play, the rest have to wait for their turn.
Make him mass spam comments through out the whole blog sphere 2 hours everyday, it will get you good hits for a while
Make him do some cooking and the laundry as much many times as possible.
Whenever he falls as sleep turn on your video recorder in your mobile phone and film him while you do a Jackass style prank then upload it on youtube and send the link to all the contacts on your and his facebook and msn.
Let him do some more laundry, the shirts aren’t white enough.
Send him every couple of hours to the local store to buy a creatively yet not so innocent named non-existing product, don’t forget to pay him in coins.
when ever he wants to use the internet keep pluging on/off the router.
Before going to bed share with him a couple of you scary bed time stories like that time when you were alone at home and heared the fridge door open or the time when you woke up and had your underwears outside in or the owl that has a weird human like accent that sleeps on your window or that time you found a black cat in your closet..
The pink underwears should be washed alone.
when ever you are watching tv and the time is a full o’clock switch to a news agency channel and watch the full detailed news including the business and the weather forecast, but when the sports news come on switch to another news channel.
send him to the store again and tell him that this time you really remember the name of the product, when he comes back let him wait at the door half an hour before you open, claim that you thought you left the door unlocked and went to take a shower.
this will do for now, update us on how things work out