إلتهاب رموش

إلي قرأتوه مظبوط، محسوبكم ملتهبه رموشه!

هي القصة:

مثل ما بتعرفو، عملت ليزك من شهرين ونص ورحت من فترة للمراجعة. اجا الدكتور وتفرج على شعراتي النهفة وحط المجهر وفحص عيني.

جميل جميل.. كل شي تمام الحمدالله. مبروك كنان عيونك ماشالله ممتازين.

منيح خبر حلو.

بس رموشك زباله!

مين؟

رموشك يا أفندي.. شي مقرف!

ليش؟ خير شبن؟

ورجيني تشوف… اع! ليش هيك يا كنان، شو ما بتغسل؟ ما عندكم مي بالبيت؟

يا زلمة بغسل وأنا عم نشف، شو فيييي احكي!

لازم نضف رموشك هلأ..

تفضل

كنان عيوني سماع، عيونك ما فيهن شي الحمدالله بس رموشك ملتهبين.

لك كيف رموش بتلتهب يا زلمه! كلن شعر!

اه مزبوط هو الإلتهاب بجفونك بس رموشك إلي أكلت خرى.

بالله شو؟

يعني بتاخد هاد المرهم ست أشهر

نعم؟ مشان رموش؟

بدك تصفى بلا رموش؟

طيب ماشي.

………………

فمثل ما شايفين، مين في واحد متخلف بالدنيا مفصوم بتلتهب رموشه؟ يعني بين كل شي متخلف بالدنيا، اجاني إلتهاب رموش؟

على قولت صاحبي، أجدب!

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29 Responses to “إلتهاب رموش”

NeverMindNo Gravatar mumbled on November 12th, 2008 at 3:56 pm

I know I should be saying feel better soon, etc, but 

Hahahaha.  this is so funny.
my colleagues think I’m crazy now.
Thanks for making my day.



HalaNo Gravatar mumbled on November 12th, 2008 at 4:29 pm

Swollen eyelashes? HAHAHA I never knew such thing existed, I guess you are the first! Sorry, I should probably be more considerate *holds laugh*

So … Now you have something like this ( :-* ) but in your eyelashes :o



NouraNo Gravatar mumbled on November 12th, 2008 at 5:25 pm

7altak sa3beh ya sayyed Kj lool
ya3ni from “glowing stuff” to this..!!
No seriously now, did u have any idea that something was wrong and did he tell what caused it ?

ba3dein you are not the first, I think it was last year, a co-worker told us that her 5year old son woke up with his eyes completely shut with crusted stuff on them and it turned that he had picked his nose then touched his eyes…I thought I share the story with you looooool :evil:

salamet 2albak :)



علوشNo Gravatar mumbled on November 12th, 2008 at 6:04 pm

العوض بسلامتك خيو، على كل نصيحة خود رأي تاني.

وسلامة رموشك.



MaioushNo Gravatar mumbled on November 12th, 2008 at 9:23 pm

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!! shar el baleyah ma yod7ek man, yalla salamat, ya man ‘3assel sho had!!



Secret WindowNo Gravatar mumbled on November 12th, 2008 at 9:38 pm

ooh so thats what the make up remover was for…poor u! bas fee worst diseases in the world so just say l7amdella :)

oh and Noura here has a point…does it have to do with your highly publicised nose picking? :P



ZizaNo Gravatar mumbled on November 13th, 2008 at 1:56 am

Lol ! I got my lasik done a week ago, one thing the doctor mentioned was that we cant wash our entire face but it was important we clean lightly around the eyes and eyelashes, he never said why, but now I know !!!



SuhaNo Gravatar mumbled on November 13th, 2008 at 2:36 am

LOOL shu had iltihab rmoosh!! is there such a thing?
I’m going to ask my aunt she’s a doctor but i have a feeling she’ll tell me it’s BS becuase she hasn’t practiced med in like 15 years..

BUT DAMN that’s a doctor house kind of rare thing right!! Well salamtak…. :grin:



KJNo Gravatar mumbled on November 13th, 2008 at 10:43 am

NeverMind -
LOOL I am glad you enjoyed it :D

Hala -
You don’t have to be considerate :P I am laughing as we speak lol!

Noura -
Are you implying I wipe my boogers all over my eyelashes? :P

علوش -

مو ضروري رأي ثاني، المرهم ما بضر، بس شغل تنضيف


Maioush -
Shayfeh shu nahfeh :D

Secret Window -
LOOOOOL you follow me everywhere hahahaha!

Ziza -
Mabrook! Yalla clean up your eyes well!

Suha -
Allah yesalmek… yeah I should probably be featured on some show :D



QabbaniNo Gravatar mumbled on November 13th, 2008 at 6:13 pm

hahaha , ajdab :P

بعدين دخييل رموشك انا



hamzaNo Gravatar mumbled on November 14th, 2008 at 12:29 pm

illi bisma3 bi2ool 3andak seductive eyelashes or something.

Roo7 i7le2hom a7sanlak :P



NizarNo Gravatar mumbled on November 14th, 2008 at 2:52 pm

How do swollen eyelashes look? :P



BatoulNo Gravatar mumbled on November 14th, 2008 at 8:32 pm

LOOOOOOOOOOOL! This never gets old… you forgot to mention the makeup remover hahahaahah.



Secret WindowNo Gravatar mumbled on November 15th, 2008 at 1:14 am

hehe i dont…ur just so much fun to pick on ;)



LostWithinNo Gravatar mumbled on November 15th, 2008 at 10:49 am

yeeeh!
salamet rmooshek !
I am totally with 7amza ! shave them wela bel tweezers pluck them :D btetsala w btser tshbah hadol el freaky stuff ele 3l deviantArt hehe



wondersNo Gravatar mumbled on November 16th, 2008 at 10:16 am

wow! didn’t know sth like that exists!! :D
salamat dude.. and careful you don’t want the infection going into your eyes la sama7 allah



KJNo Gravatar mumbled on November 16th, 2008 at 10:29 am

Qabbani -
Yeslami

hamza -
Inte betghar menni :P

Nizar -
They look shorter!

Batoul -
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

LostWithin -
OMG tweezers ew ew ew

wonders -
I will try my best!



HishamNo Gravatar mumbled on November 16th, 2008 at 5:14 pm

alf salamih 3aleek man…

bs da5eeelak 2sh6oob kelli el 23′ani elli 3endak elli bet3′azalu feeeha bel remsheeeen.. 3ashanak :p



DandoonehNo Gravatar mumbled on November 17th, 2008 at 12:59 pm

Haaa !!! are u serious ?!
leish dayman biseer ma3ak ashya2 ghareebeh :worried:
so mish 3arfeh do we have to tell u salamat ? or what do we have to use b-heik 7aleh :p



Hani ObaidNo Gravatar mumbled on November 17th, 2008 at 9:55 pm

I never knew this can happen either, until my cousin had the same problem about a year ago. Ma3lesh hope for your sake that cream doesn’t burn or smell.

First time I read a syrian accent, it’s hilarious. I can’t believe your doctor talks like that. Is he a family friend or something ?



samNo Gravatar mumbled on November 18th, 2008 at 2:22 pm

eww…salamtak….



marwaNo Gravatar mumbled on November 18th, 2008 at 9:42 pm

loooooooooool u r soooooooo funny …
t7shesssshhhhhhhhh



7aki FadiNo Gravatar mumbled on November 18th, 2008 at 9:53 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

This is the funniest thing that happened to ANYONE I know.

You need to make a smiley with rmoosh miltehbeh.



Ms LoalaNo Gravatar mumbled on November 20th, 2008 at 6:56 pm

HAHA this is funny!
What’s even more funny is that your Dr had the nerve to tell you this! This is so embarrassing!
Need a mascara? :D



za3tarNo Gravatar mumbled on November 22nd, 2008 at 1:21 am

له له له .. سلامتك يا كنان ..ويا فضيحتك يا زلمة :-) في حدا بلتهبو شعراته :-) ه



za3tarNo Gravatar mumbled on November 22nd, 2008 at 1:22 am

btw … in your posts .. if you would like Arabic to appear correctly … just start typing your post in WP with <p style=”direction: rtl;”>



MoeyNo Gravatar mumbled on November 23rd, 2008 at 3:47 pm

thinking of it, ajdab suits you.



MacaholiQ8No Gravatar mumbled on November 24th, 2008 at 1:31 pm

I don’t know whether to laugh or be sad. Ok ok… LOL! xD

Salamaaat bro.



JUMANA :)No Gravatar mumbled on February 28th, 2009 at 10:40 am

mmm baseta ana b2lak shu t3mol eza ma bdak tst3ml el marham .. ishrab aaw `3asel weshak B gatorade :grin: :grin:

o 2ele kef besero huh :wink:



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