My Genitals Are Glowing!

What a great title to start Ramadan :D

Yes ladies and gents. My genitals are glowing.

See, I had “corrective eye surgery” on Thursday morning (and oddly I had the atrocity to attend an engagement on Friday and I was the photographer).

But one of the lovely temporary side effects is that everything is glowing or has a halo.

So I looked down and I was very proud of myself. I feel divine already. LOOOOOOL!

In any case the operation was successful el7amdella…. I was on Valium (LOL!) and they stapled my eyelids and put a suction cup on my eye so I don’t move it.. If you know me you’d know I cry like a girl if I see anything coming close to my eyeball.

So there was this ethereal red light (then green) and it did something in circles and all this time I was discussing with the doctor if I can have my iris recolored or my lens be reshaped into the Batman symbol.

He said no.

The worst was the “cleanup”. I will spare you the details but let’s just say my eyes have been molested haha.

During the engagement there was this ajdab with the camcorder and he had like an 800 Ziggawatt light attached on top enough to light up the entire Middle East. And he kept following me as if he’s doing me a favor by lighting up my subjects for photographs.

Then I gave him my Evil Red Eye Look and the problem was solved.

Now am back to work and I frightened 12 people already with my red eye. And one kid in the elevator at home.

The worst thing about it though is that my boss is glowing. It ain’t right!


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32 Responses to “My Genitals Are Glowing!”

Yazan mumbled on September 1st, 2008 at 6:38 am

hahaha
‘my boss’. i say that sometimes.




sel3 mumbled on September 1st, 2008 at 8:40 am

dude you are crazy
7amdila 3a salamtak, ba3dain ramadan mubarak, then LMAO at I feel divine already, then LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL then what the hell you do posting at 5 am O_o!!!! then yazan what do you exactly say boss about :?:




Verbal Alchemy mumbled on September 1st, 2008 at 8:55 am

7amdila 3al salameh :)
no comment on anything else tho :p




sel3 mumbled on September 1st, 2008 at 9:22 am

Hey Moogle thing, I left a comment here, bring back or else, in case you don’t i said ramadan mubarak and LMAO and you are crazy and LOOOOOOOOOL about feeling divine and yazan about whom/what do you say boss exactly?




KJ mumbled on September 1st, 2008 at 9:36 am

Yazan -
hehehe I usually call them by their first names

sel3 -
LOOOL Ramadan Mubarak to you too my friend :) It was a scheduled post don’t worry… oh and yes I am crazy :P

Verbal Alchemy -
Thank you Thank you :D Why don’t you want to comment :P

sel3 -
It’s there! Scroll up :P




N. mumbled on September 1st, 2008 at 10:26 am

Mabrook o 7emdellah 3al salama! Maybe it isn’t glowing? And maybe you just gained a special power to see other people’s energy (chakra) or what not o_O




hamza mumbled on September 1st, 2008 at 11:06 am

you still didn’t answer my question I asked you earlier in the chat…

and i won’t even dare to ask it again especially since it is ramadan




Ali mumbled on September 1st, 2008 at 11:59 am

I leave you for 1 week and now you talk about Genitals!! haha
hamdella ala salamtak man, like the new picture with shades




mab3oos mumbled on September 1st, 2008 at 11:59 am

Ramadan Kareem!

p.s. If you are not Muslim, happy September!

Fawazeer @ mab3oos




LostWithin mumbled on September 1st, 2008 at 12:19 pm

Happy Ramdan and Mabrook for the new eyes !
LOOOOOOL @ the batman eyes , boys :P !




KJ mumbled on September 1st, 2008 at 12:25 pm

N. -
Hmmm! Good point… so my Commander in Chief gives off amazing energy LOL!

hamza -
I will answer you separately :P

Ali -
Allah ysalmak and thanks for the compliment!

mab3oos -
Ramadan Kareem to you too :) And yes I am Muslim :D

LostWithin -
Thank youuuuuuuuu :D hehehehe yes boys will be boys!




wonders mumbled on September 1st, 2008 at 1:26 pm

salamat wallah! soooooo how does it feel??
weird i didn’t see blurry things nor did my eyes go red…




starwish mumbled on September 1st, 2008 at 4:40 pm

You had lasik? How was the process, painful? The after effects, any halos? I’m still in the thinking process.

And, Ramadan mubarak!




za3tar mumbled on September 1st, 2008 at 6:39 pm

hehehe @ feeling divine.
Ramadan Kareem




Batoul mumbled on September 1st, 2008 at 10:19 pm

lol @ cleansing eyes. al7amdella 3ala salamtak :)
I hope all the redness leaves soon so we get rid of the glasses photo, ahem.




Batoul mumbled on September 1st, 2008 at 10:20 pm

sunglasses I meant.




yaser mumbled on September 1st, 2008 at 11:36 pm

it is all your mistake ,have you stuck with the  sunglassess( as in the profile pic) you wouldn’t have gone through all this:P
but really funny man
I don’t know,but every thing has side effects ,some are bad some are good,
happy Ramadan and belated happy blogday:)




KJ mumbled on September 1st, 2008 at 11:49 pm

wonders -
It feels awesome :) it differs from eye to eye so it’s ok

starwish -
Side effects are temporary and they differ from person to person. Ramadan Mubarak!

za3tar -
LOL :) yn3ad 3aleik el shahr bel salameh :)

Batoul -
The photo stays :P

yaser -
looooooool… Ramadan Mubarak to you too :)




Sh7afana mumbled on September 2nd, 2008 at 4:37 am

i am not interested in knowing the state i which ur genitals are in. GLOWING OR NOT!




KJ mumbled on September 2nd, 2008 at 7:06 am

Sh7afana -
Welcome to my blog :) You’re obviously not used to me. If you read beyond the third line you’d know I had an operation




moryarti mumbled on September 2nd, 2008 at 8:12 am

7amdellah 3ala el salameh…
Ramdan Kareem
Change the shades




KJ mumbled on September 2nd, 2008 at 10:12 am

moryarti -
Allah ysalmak ya ru w yn3ad 3aleik el shahr bel 9e77a wel salameh :) I know my shades are hideous but they’re the only pair I have (since I never wore any pre-lasik). Will be getting new ones soon inshalla




wonders mumbled on September 2nd, 2008 at 12:54 pm

pssst. you are tagged!




moryarti mumbled on September 2nd, 2008 at 1:15 pm

:)

I will call you later to ask you a few things on the procedure … me thinkin of doing it as well..




Noura mumbled on September 2nd, 2008 at 3:59 pm

 salamet 2albak :)

Nothing beat opening a page in a  room full of people to find a title  about glowing genitals… !!!! it was the best ten minutes break ever loool
and yeah , we don’t like this pic :P




KJ mumbled on September 2nd, 2008 at 5:05 pm

wonders -
Oh noes!

moryarti -
I know it was on your mind :) You can call me anytime you wish

Noura -
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! That must have been hilarious hahahahah! Yeah am sorry about the profile pic - But Hani chose it and I already declined him once so I won’t again! Once my eyes heal I will post another one :)




Batoul mumbled on September 2nd, 2008 at 8:24 pm

*protests* Take the photo down. Take the photo down.Take the photo down. Take the photo down.Take the photo down. Take the photo down.Take the photo down. Take the photo down.Take the photo down. Take the photo down.Take the photo down. Take the photo down.Take the photo down. Take the photo down.Take the photo down. Take the photo down.Take the photo down. Take the photo down.Take the photo down. Take the photo down.




elijah mumbled on September 2nd, 2008 at 11:44 pm

7amdllah 3alsalameh yaaaaaay i did mine last year and I feel great, but why is ur eye red? that didn’t happend to me, was just blurry the first week now it’s fine.

Ramadan kareem, bi2azin at 8 here :(




KJ mumbled on September 2nd, 2008 at 11:55 pm

Batoul -
photo down :P

elijah -
Allah ysalmek :D my eyes are red because I was very stressed during the operation LOL! They had to put suction cups. Imbeciles!




Hala mumbled on September 3rd, 2008 at 10:37 am

El 7amdellah 3al salameh, 3o2bali.

:)




[ j i m m y ] mumbled on September 3rd, 2008 at 4:27 pm

if i were you, i would ask to be locked in a “darkroom”.




sam mumbled on September 4th, 2008 at 3:13 pm

ewwwwwwwwwwwww stapled eyes?? :poke: :poke: i had to stop reading after that…i am drinking my morning coffee here man! 7amdellah 3ala salamtak…




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