My Genitals Are Glowing!
What a great title to start Ramadan 
Yes ladies and gents. My genitals are glowing.
See, I had “corrective eye surgery” on Thursday morning (and oddly I had the atrocity to attend an engagement on Friday and I was the photographer).
But one of the lovely temporary side effects is that everything is glowing or has a halo.
So I looked down and I was very proud of myself. I feel divine already. LOOOOOOL!
In any case the operation was successful el7amdella…. I was on Valium (LOL!) and they stapled my eyelids and put a suction cup on my eye so I don’t move it.. If you know me you’d know I cry like a girl if I see anything coming close to my eyeball.
So there was this ethereal red light (then green) and it did something in circles and all this time I was discussing with the doctor if I can have my iris recolored or my lens be reshaped into the Batman symbol.
He said no.
The worst was the “cleanup”. I will spare you the details but let’s just say my eyes have been molested haha.
During the engagement there was this ajdab with the camcorder and he had like an 800 Ziggawatt light attached on top enough to light up the entire Middle East. And he kept following me as if he’s doing me a favor by lighting up my subjects for photographs.
Then I gave him my Evil Red Eye Look and the problem was solved.
Now am back to work and I frightened 12 people already with my red eye. And one kid in the elevator at home.
The worst thing about it though is that my boss is glowing. It ain’t right!
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hahaha
‘my boss’. i say that sometimes.
dude you are crazy
7amdila 3a salamtak, ba3dain ramadan mubarak, then LMAO at I feel divine already, then LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL then what the hell you do posting at 5 am O_o!!!! then yazan what do you exactly say boss about
7amdila 3al salameh
no comment on anything else tho :p
Hey Moogle thing, I left a comment here, bring back or else, in case you don’t i said ramadan mubarak and LMAO and you are crazy and LOOOOOOOOOL about feeling divine and yazan about whom/what do you say boss exactly?
Yazan -
hehehe I usually call them by their first names
sel3 -
It was a scheduled post don’t worry… oh and yes I am crazy 
LOOOL Ramadan Mubarak to you too my friend
Verbal Alchemy -
Why don’t you want to comment 
Thank you Thank you
sel3 -
It’s there! Scroll up
Mabrook o 7emdellah 3al salama! Maybe it isn’t glowing? And maybe you just gained a special power to see other people’s energy (chakra) or what not o_O
you still didn’t answer my question I asked you earlier in the chat…
and i won’t even dare to ask it again especially since it is ramadan
I leave you for 1 week and now you talk about Genitals!! haha
hamdella ala salamtak man, like the new picture with shades
Ramadan Kareem!
p.s. If you are not Muslim, happy September!
Fawazeer @ mab3oos
Happy Ramdan and Mabrook for the new eyes !
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LOOOOOOL @ the batman eyes , boys
N. -
Hmmm! Good point… so my Commander in Chief gives off amazing energy LOL!
hamza -
I will answer you separately
Ali -
Allah ysalmak and thanks for the compliment!
mab3oos -
And yes I am Muslim 
Ramadan Kareem to you too
LostWithin -
hehehehe yes boys will be boys!
Thank youuuuuuuuu
salamat wallah! soooooo how does it feel??
weird i didn’t see blurry things nor did my eyes go red…
You had lasik? How was the process, painful? The after effects, any halos? I’m still in the thinking process.
And, Ramadan mubarak!
hehehe @ feeling divine.
Ramadan Kareem
lol @ cleansing eyes. al7amdella 3ala salamtak
I hope all the redness leaves soon so we get rid of the glasses photo, ahem.
sunglasses I meant.
it is all your mistake ,have you stuck with the sunglassess( as in the profile pic) you wouldn’t have gone through all this:P
but really funny man
I don’t know,but every thing has side effects ,some are bad some are good,
happy Ramadan and belated happy blogday:)
wonders -
it differs from eye to eye so it’s ok
It feels awesome
starwish -
Side effects are temporary and they differ from person to person. Ramadan Mubarak!
za3tar -
yn3ad 3aleik el shahr bel salameh 
LOL
Batoul -
The photo stays
yaser -
looooooool… Ramadan Mubarak to you too
i am not interested in knowing the state i which ur genitals are in. GLOWING OR NOT!
Sh7afana -
You’re obviously not used to me. If you read beyond the third line you’d know I had an operation
Welcome to my blog
7amdellah 3ala el salameh…
Ramdan Kareem
Change the shades
moryarti -
I know my shades are hideous but they’re the only pair I have (since I never wore any pre-lasik). Will be getting new ones soon inshalla
Allah ysalmak ya ru w yn3ad 3aleik el shahr bel 9e77a wel salameh
pssst. you are tagged!
I will call you later to ask you a few things on the procedure … me thinkin of doing it as well..
salamet 2albak
Nothing beat opening a page in a room full of people to find a title about glowing genitals… !!!! it was the best ten minutes break ever loool
and yeah , we don’t like this pic
wonders -
Oh noes!
moryarti -
You can call me anytime you wish
I know it was on your mind
Noura -
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! That must have been hilarious hahahahah! Yeah am sorry about the profile pic – But Hani chose it and I already declined him once so I won’t again! Once my eyes heal I will post another one
*protests* Take the photo down. Take the photo down.Take the photo down. Take the photo down.Take the photo down. Take the photo down.Take the photo down. Take the photo down.Take the photo down. Take the photo down.Take the photo down. Take the photo down.Take the photo down. Take the photo down.Take the photo down. Take the photo down.Take the photo down. Take the photo down.Take the photo down. Take the photo down.
7amdllah 3alsalameh yaaaaaay i did mine last year and I feel great, but why is ur eye red? that didn’t happend to me, was just blurry the first week now it’s fine.
Ramadan kareem, bi2azin at 8 here
Batoul -
photo down
elijah -
my eyes are red because I was very stressed during the operation LOL! They had to put suction cups. Imbeciles!
Allah ysalmek
El 7amdellah 3al salameh, 3o2bali.
if i were you, i would ask to be locked in a “darkroom”.
ewwwwwwwwwwwww stapled eyes?? :poke: :poke: i had to stop reading after that…i am drinking my morning coffee here man! 7amdellah 3ala salamtak…
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