My Genitals Are Glowing!

What a great title to start Ramadan :D

Yes ladies and gents. My gen­i­tals are glowing.

See, I had “cor­rec­tive eye surgery” on Thurs­day morn­ing (and oddly I had the atroc­ity to attend an engage­ment on Fri­day and I was the photographer).

But one of the lovely tem­po­rary side effects is that every­thing is glow­ing or has a halo.

So I looked down and I was very proud of myself. I feel divine already. LOOOOOOL!

In any case the oper­a­tion was suc­cess­ful el7amdella.… I was on Val­ium (LOL!) and they sta­pled my eye­lids and put a suc­tion cup on my eye so I don’t move it.. If you know me you’d know I cry like a girl if I see any­thing com­ing close to my eyeball.

So there was this ethe­real red light (then green) and it did some­thing in cir­cles and all this time I was dis­cussing with the doc­tor if I can have my iris recol­ored or my lens be reshaped into the Bat­man symbol.

He said no.

The worst was the “cleanup”. I will spare you the details but let’s just say my eyes have been molested haha.

Dur­ing the engage­ment there was this ajdab with the cam­corder and he had like an 800 Zig­gawatt light attached on top enough to light up the entire Mid­dle East. And he kept fol­low­ing me as if he’s doing me a favor by light­ing up my sub­jects for photographs.

Then I gave him my Evil Red Eye Look and the prob­lem was solved.

Now am back to work and I fright­ened 12 peo­ple already with my red eye. And one kid in the ele­va­tor at home.

The worst thing about it though is that my boss is glow­ing. It ain’t right!