Genetically Reversed XD

Yes I lost weight again.

AAAAAAAAARGH

When Hamza came in April I was a zombie (as you’ve all seen). Since then I’ve been exercising and eating properly (all natural food) and I gained 9.5 kilos w00t!

But before my Lasik in a week I stopped exercising and until now I haven’t exercised… and I lost 2.5 kilos even though I have Iftar + dinner + su7oor.

So it looks like my body is Genetically Reversed - if I exercise, I gain weight, if I don’t, I lose weight!

meiosis-176x300 Genetically Reversed XD

Something wrong happened here… my parents should have read the Arabic or English manual. Damn foreign hotels!

So ultimately I share the main problem all humans do - we have to move our butts to reach our target weights LOL!

See… the world is fair :P


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21 Responses to “Genetically Reversed XD”

wonders mumbled on September 15th, 2008 at 12:24 pm

5alas live with it! i was actually trying for a long time to gain wait, but ever since i moved to dubai i’ve gained 6 kilos, by simply eating junk food :)




sam mumbled on September 15th, 2008 at 5:10 pm

poor KJ… i can sympathize with u..NOT! no  matter how  much u eat in those waking hours in ramadan it will not be enough….even I lost weight last ramadan and it was not as late as it is now….u should get pregnant…that is a sure way to gain weight! :grin:




eshda3wa mumbled on September 15th, 2008 at 6:21 pm

no its totally not!! i want to not exercise and lose weight!




sarah mumbled on September 15th, 2008 at 10:16 pm

Good for you.. I so wanna loose weight but it seems impossible in Ramadan.. I am determined though If i did not loose wieght at least not to gain anyway..”keeping fingers crossed.*




asoom mumbled on September 16th, 2008 at 9:37 am

I think it’s something in the air dude, this is like the first ramadan that I’ve managed to lose a significant amount of weight in.  I’ve lost like 6 pounds in the 2 weeks.




Verbal Alchemy mumbled on September 16th, 2008 at 12:10 pm

we gain weight from fat condensation and concentration and incorrect distribution! amma il shabab fa they need muscle mass to gain weight, so u shud keep going to the gym and eating properly, empty calories wont do u any good. 

nutritionist dd :grin:




hamza mumbled on September 16th, 2008 at 2:21 pm

my weight remained the same after the GM diet for 2 months till my body decided to bow in Ramadan and gain all the pounds I lost. :(




Ms Loala mumbled on September 16th, 2008 at 6:47 pm

God knows how much i hate you right know :emotion:




KJ mumbled on September 16th, 2008 at 8:08 pm

wonders -
I gave up junk food :D

sam -
I wish I were a seahorse!

eshda3wa -
We should genetically modify ourselves!

sarah -
I dunno how people gain weight in Ramadan O_O

asoom -
I think it is!

Verbal Alchemy -
LOOOOOOOOOL you reminded me of my own nutritionist hahahaha

hamza -
HOW CAN YOU GAIN WEIGHT IN RAMADAN!

Ms Loala -
I know I know *hug*




TUTA mumbled on September 16th, 2008 at 9:34 pm

Salam…. just to explain to you why you *gained* weight when you exercised… only bcs u gained muscle weight.. relax, the gain will stop and u will start loosing, as a matter of fact i think u already started this stage when u said that u lost some lbs, beleive it or not u lost bcs u exercised, now that u have new muscles, work them and keep up the good work… u r on the right road to getting healthy…
*cheers*




Ali mumbled on September 17th, 2008 at 4:20 pm

Kinan, maybe you are gaining Muscle wieght?




Jerusalem mumbled on September 17th, 2008 at 5:53 pm

The reason why some people gain weight is simple: consuming lots of food within the few hours we are not fasting and sleeping for long hours, or at least eating and going to bed right away..
Mostly I gain at least 1.5 kilos in ramadan but this ramadan I was blessed and gained nothing.. Maybe I even lost around 1-2 kilos.
I don’t think anybody can gain weight in this hot ramadan with long fasting hours..
Wallah you’re blessed, there are so many people who would wish to be genetically reversed like you :wink:




Hani Obaid mumbled on September 18th, 2008 at 2:44 am

Gah I wish my parents went to the same foreign hotel your parents went to :P

I can’t stop gaining weight whether I exercise or not.




za3tar mumbled on September 19th, 2008 at 1:26 am

#1: Yaay! you used Kilograms instead of Lbs … bravo .. wallahi i smiled when i saw that :-D .. somebody is adhering to the bro code :-)

#2: .. you have iftar AND dinner ?????




Ghasheema mumbled on September 19th, 2008 at 7:54 am

well well

i missed so much
first happy belated birthday
second congragulations on getting your vision corrected…i did it 19 months ago and so far so good….except for the dryness :(

I will pray for you in layali alqader that may allah take 10 kilos  of pre fat from me and give them to you :P :P




Adiga Xtr mumbled on September 19th, 2008 at 4:22 pm

Dude, you simply have a high metabolism! Actually, exercise makes you gain weight (along with a proper diet) if you are a hardgainer. Exercise does wonders man; if you are obese you can lose weight when you exercise and conversely, if you are skinny you can gain weight!




Adiga Xtr mumbled on September 19th, 2008 at 4:25 pm

Dude, you simply have a high metabolism! Actually, exercise does make you gain weight (along with a proper diet) if you are a hardgainer. Exercise does wonders man; if you are obese you can lose weight when you exercise and conversely, if you are skinny you can gain weight!




Suha mumbled on September 22nd, 2008 at 12:44 am

Yeah as an Arab all the Knafeh goes straight to my hips haha, but I can’t risk not working out especially in Ramadan lol!!




dubai jazz mumbled on September 23rd, 2008 at 7:48 am

KJ, the weight that you gain while excercising (i am assuming it’s a healthy physical excercise and not something banal like playing chess for example :P ) is always good.




Mariam Ayyash mumbled on September 24th, 2008 at 2:21 pm

liesh inta gadiesh 3omrak? listen if ur younger than 30 then its normal, bokra u become above thirty and remember my words, there are few fat cells in the body that grow very attached to you, i sometimes think its intimate ah wallahi el 3azeem, no matter WHAT you do, nighsheen mashalla they will not leave you :( [PS lal amaneh el 3elmeyyeh, fat cells never increase or decrease in number, they just grow bigger or smaller[
w shoo kaman u dont have like regular humans? :)




bb_aisha mumbled on September 28th, 2008 at 7:10 pm

If this could be patented, you’d be a billionaire. You are a very witty, funny guy-have greatly enjoyed reading your posts




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