How to Make a Moogwich #B’s

I introduce to you, ladies and gentlemen, my early morning sandwich recipe! It is called Moogwich #B’s… I have many Moogwiches! But the B’s series are of significance cuz they’re, well, sBecial, exceBtional, and kalBoozifying!!

Or it could be because B stands for Beast :P

So here is what you need:
- whole grain, everything grain toast!
- edit! butter removed! no longer an ingredient! you dietlings!
- full cream full fat processed cheese triangles! one for every toast!
- full cream full fat feta cheese! Get it with flavors too!
- olives! Who doesn’t love olives!
- beef mortadella with black pepper! 4 slices per sandwich!
- blackseeds (Nigella Sativa) حبة البركة
- mint, tomatoes, and other stuff cows like to graze on!!!

Method:
- as always, embrace yourself first, you’re about to make a Moogwich!
- place the three pieces of toast and admire how they look like
- grains tend to escape, so eat them and set an example to other grainlings!
- spread the processed cheese! Remember - one triangle per toast! This will serve as the sweet aspect of the meal!

 How to Make a Moogwich #Bs
- crumble the feta and spread it over just two of the toastlings! With the blackseeds! This serves as the salty aspect!

 How to Make a Moogwich #Bs
- sprinkle sliced olives over the feta!

 How to Make a Moogwich #Bs
- place thin slices of tomato!
- at this stage you will have several cheeses and olive oil on your fingers, so lick away!
- place two slices of mortadella on top of the feta cheese!
- add any cow’s grazing products you like! I use lettuce and mint!
- this way you have two toasts with processed cheese, feta cheese and mortadella, and cow food and one toast with just processed cheese!

 How to Make a Moogwich #Bs
- very gently place the barren cheese-only-toast on top of one of the other toasts! Be gentle! Barren toasts are jealous and sensitive!
- place the big fat joe on top and you got yourself a double decker!
- embrace yourself!

 How to Make a Moogwich #Bs
Now all you need is to have fresh orange juice and you have made what I eat at 8:30 AM! Of course, eat cereal on 7 AM and another Moogwich #B’s in the afterrnoon (just put labneh instead of the processed cheese and za3tar\thyme instead of the feta) with apple juice!

tada!


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28 Responses to “How to Make a Moogwich #B’s”

Batoul A. mumbled on June 25th, 2008 at 10:16 am

Beware people, 200% fattening!




Qabbani mumbled on June 25th, 2008 at 10:19 am

O_0

ana shbe3et :P




Qwaider قويدر mumbled on June 25th, 2008 at 10:21 am

Allah yi2ref el 2rood!

B for BARFING!




KJ mumbled on June 25th, 2008 at 10:32 am

Batoul -
:D

Qabbani -
LOL

Qwaider -
B for Ba2ara :D




Qwaider قويدر mumbled on June 25th, 2008 at 10:48 am

B for Bostar!




KJ mumbled on June 25th, 2008 at 10:53 am

Qwaider -
LOOOL! B for B3einak! :D




Maher mumbled on June 25th, 2008 at 11:29 am

as soon as i read Butter i stopped reading lol Dieeeeeettt!!

bas keeeep em coming ;)




KJ mumbled on June 25th, 2008 at 11:34 am

Maher -
You can remove the butter!




lost within mumbled on June 25th, 2008 at 1:54 pm

I’d inject myself with fat directly in the thighs area !
that’s not 200% fattening that’s like 500% !!
I will leave u tlazlez la7alak !




starwish mumbled on June 25th, 2008 at 1:56 pm

Thats quite a heavy breakfast. It looks more like lunch :P




KJ mumbled on June 25th, 2008 at 3:50 pm

lost within -
LOOOOOOOOOOL no no you can use the hideous low fat stuff LOL

starwish -
It kinda takes a few hours to digest LOL




Noura mumbled on June 25th, 2008 at 5:13 pm

Not bad, worth trying with cheese triangles,no Feta and not double stacked !!
I use to make similar sandwich: mayo,mustard,sliced cheese,smoked turkey,tomato and lettuce..Yummy




7aki Fadi mumbled on June 25th, 2008 at 6:09 pm

waaaaaaaaal.

You should change the name to “how to get a heart attack in 8 simple steps” . LOL.




KJ mumbled on June 25th, 2008 at 7:21 pm

Noura -
I am going to try your sandwich! Looks awesome!

7aki -
B3eed el shar :P




za3tar mumbled on June 26th, 2008 at 4:38 am

omg … you can write a post on just about anything 8-|




KJ mumbled on June 26th, 2008 at 9:22 am

Za3tar -
Walaw ;)




Hamza mumbled on June 26th, 2008 at 3:05 pm

screw you KJ, you just screwed my calorymeter. It was unable to calculate the astronomical number.




KJ mumbled on June 27th, 2008 at 10:31 am

Hamza -
This is a sandwich you just eat and feel guilty afterwords! LOL!




asoom mumbled on June 28th, 2008 at 12:25 pm

hmmmm……..there’s no toasting on a pan here like that sandwich recipe you once gave me. Sandwiches are not good if they’re not toasty




KJ mumbled on June 28th, 2008 at 12:42 pm

Asoom -
I will post that one later :D it’s good isn’t it?!




UmmAbdullah mumbled on June 29th, 2008 at 1:36 am

Salaam. The sandwich looks yummm! Will try inshaAllah




Feminist™ mumbled on June 29th, 2008 at 10:47 am

hehe looks YUMMY =D

bel3afya ;)




KJ mumbled on June 29th, 2008 at 11:24 am

UmmAbdullah -
Sa7tein :D

Feminist -
Thank you :) Allah y3affeki




Ali mumbled on June 29th, 2008 at 11:57 am

I like it, I’ll just remove the olives, made me hungry this morning Kinan.
Burrer, cream cheese, hmmm I love looking at fatening stuff, can’t eat them;)




KJ mumbled on June 29th, 2008 at 12:30 pm

Ali -
You don’t eat olives O__O




Ali mumbled on June 29th, 2008 at 4:29 pm

haha no i don’t ;)




Expated in Dubai mumbled on June 30th, 2008 at 2:26 pm

dude that looks disgusting..




KJ mumbled on June 30th, 2008 at 2:57 pm

Expated -
LOOL! You’re the second Jordanian who thinks it’s disgusting! Weight problems my friend? ;)




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