The Chocolate Thief

I hate the Chocolate Thief.

Every single day, I come to the office with a box of sweets. I don’t remember how I started this habit but it has been in effect for so long, people actually go bitter (no pun intended) if they don’t get their daily dose of sweets.

Today I actually got fruits for a change and they literally threw fits. I had to buy a big box of GuyLian to shut them up LoL!!!

The Chocolate Thief
But there is this One Guy that I totally hate. Not that he is a bad person, not that I have anything against him professionally or otherwise. In fact I only know his name, and I know how he looks, and everyone in the office knows I call him That Chocolate Thief.

The box of chocolates, every day, is always next to me on the desk. After lunch, I offer chocolates to everyone and people during the day randomly show up to get their fix. He, on the other hand, actually PREYS silently.

He first hovers around my desk PRETENDING to talk on the phone. He assesses the quality of the chocolate as well as how much time he has to strike before the chocolate box empties.

The imbecile, what he does is, that when I go to pray, he strikes! He literally takes so much chocolate it amounts to like 1/4th of the box! THE GUY IS INSANE!

The other day there was in the box 12 pieces. I ate one and gave away some and there were only 5 left. He took 4!!! I couldn’t believe it!

Eye witnesses told me who he was. They said he swooped in several times, eating chocolate then taking some back to his stupid desk. I went insane! I mean, I have nothing against giving the guy some chocolate, but for him to wait for me to go pray so he can swoop in? What kind of manners do PROJECT MANAGERS have these days!

It happened several times. But not today.

Not with the expensive GuyLian. He took away my 85% cocoa Lindt the other day. But he won’t take my GuyLian sea shells.

lindt85 The Chocolate Thief
No he won’t.

I SAW HIM hover behind me, pretending to talk on the phone. I was actually getting up to go to the toilet, which is when he started his phone call. BUT NO. I didn’t go, I remained! He remained, too, pretending to talk, walking back and forth BEHIND ME!

He then gave up and went back.

The imbecile!

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17 Responses to “The Chocolate Thief”

lost within mumbled on April 20th, 2008 at 4:43 pm

Can I drop out of medicine , go for IT then come work with you?
I want daily chocolates !!
as to ur polite ,well mannared colleague of urs , I suggest u get a box with a lock so that u can lock ur precious chocolates while praying and doing other non-disk activities !!
I wanna work with you :(



Dreamy mumbled on April 20th, 2008 at 5:08 pm

loooool I swear i have similar @ my work, actually two :/



Kaileena mumbled on April 20th, 2008 at 5:40 pm

LOL! Lindt is AWESOME! Did you try Lindt dark chocolate with orange and almonds? yum my favorite!



starwish mumbled on April 20th, 2008 at 6:34 pm

LOL, dang you have rather “unique” colleagues!

But, you must spend quite a lot on chocolates alone each month, NO?
Do you buy in bulk or does your friend own a chocolate shop? :P



Maioush mumbled on April 20th, 2008 at 9:20 pm

man you’re soooooooooooooooo nice!! :D you show up everyday with sweets and GuyLian kaman, maaaaaan can i work in your office :D



Qwaider قويدر mumbled on April 21st, 2008 at 2:46 am

Little tick that always works
Get a huge bucket of cheap chocolate. Keep it visible
Keep the yummy chocolate hidden :)

Guylian is amaaaaazing.. :)



Ghasheema mumbled on April 21st, 2008 at 8:14 am

I knew you had a secret for managing your stressful work life :P

I honestly dont know how would I react

Guylian is heavenlllllllllly :D



KJ mumbled on April 21st, 2008 at 10:04 am

Lost Within -
LooooL! I actually wanted to join medicine myself in NYC when the two towers fell and ruined my life and the lives of the whole Earth population! Alright here’s the deal, how about you give me your postal address and I’d send you your daily chocolate fix ;)

Dreamy
OMG TWO?!?!?! I so happy with my situation right now!

Kaileena -
I didn’t like the orange thing! I like my chocolate… chocolate!



za3tar mumbled on April 21st, 2008 at 2:20 pm

You seriously remind me of a friend of mine back in Amman.

The more i read your posts (and comments) the more i shout in my mind “OMG this is just like H***”

eh, if you were an anonymous blogger i would swear you were him.



Sam mumbled on April 21st, 2008 at 5:32 pm

O i would hate to work with u..id never lose weight..i’d be that guy..except i wont wait for u to leave…i’ll just take the whole box to my desk and thank u very much…i loove chocolates..i hate them..i’d be 50lb lighter if it wasnt for chocolates…i should have lived in the middle age when there was no chocolates..



KJ mumbled on April 21st, 2008 at 6:59 pm

Hamza -
huh?

Za3tar -
LoooL, I should meet that friend of yours!

Sam -
hehe, don’t worry I will get padlocks :P



Amjad mumbled on April 21st, 2008 at 11:23 pm

hey, man do i know this person by any chance, if yes. i will show up tomorow,, to give him very very big Booooox.
man, i love this, i wanna do one.. i mean the blogger



Batoul A. mumbled on April 22nd, 2008 at 8:37 am

I’d love to be your co-worker lol. IT people work in hospitals too, no? lool. I’m the gum lady at work with boxes of different kinds in my locker. Manager?! Honestly, why humilate yourself for a stupid piece of chocolate? gay.



KJ mumbled on April 22nd, 2008 at 11:45 am

Amjad -
LOOOL, yes he needa punch hahaha

Batoul -
Yes there is an IT everywhere! But with my addiction and yours I think we will need 2981 boxes per day!



PŕōuđPāŀĩ mumbled on April 22nd, 2008 at 10:27 pm

mdalelun ktir enta lol but seriously, ana a2rab we7deh, any vacancies :D



KJ mumbled on April 23rd, 2008 at 9:33 am

ProudPali -
LOOL, yes there are many vacancies! Welcome aboard!



bb_aisha mumbled on April 25th, 2008 at 6:38 pm

I agree with za3tar-you sound like a blogger I know in Amman too.
@za3tar-maybe it’s the same person? they have the same initials

omg-my elder sister will love you forever. She’s a complete chocolate junkie, while one a month is fine for me-ok, maybe two.
There are Belgian chocoltes which look identical (must be the shell shape) to Gyulain, but they have a different name. I love them.
Lindt is divine-pistachio is best. But I don’t like the very dark chocolate

As for colleague, my word-I can’t stand people like this. Someody should catch him & say ‘if you want you can ask’ Or you should loudly say “I don’t know who’s the choc thief.How rude’ Hopefully he’ll get the point. Or you can just confront him.



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