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02 April 2008 ~ View Comments

Stupid Training! *mumbles*

Before you start saying “this KJ thing is an ungrateful ape”, I admit that being put into a mega-project and having me signed up for a training has been the highlight of recent working times post-New Year.

That aside, allow me to say that I have never been so mentally abused by any training before. I had lots of insane, pull-your-hair-out moments at some trainings over at the company, but not like this.

Kudos to the instructor though who is a great person. It is just that the material itself is so abysmally numb I bet if the trees that were cut down for the printing would do something about it they’d burn themselves up.

Anyway, I guess the best outcome out of this (other than of course securing my job for a longer bit) is that I actually got to master Free Cell, Spider Solitaire (on medium, hard not so much) as well as Hearts.

I hate that bitch “Michelle” in Hearts. Stupid [obscene word] used to always win.

WHO’S YOUR DADDY NOW BITCH!

Ugh… I was so relieved that training finished early today I had to reward myself by dishing out $400 for this. Damn them hobbies! Stupid expensive equipment!

PS: If you were today smoking in your vehicle with the petrol-spill that happened this morning on the roads, you are an official imbecile 7aywan motakhallef mon7at ghabi infinitismally dekupolized beyond comprehension.

PPS: I didn’t post on it because I didn’t have time, but there was an enormous fire a few days back that literally covered the whole city in a blanket of smoke for two days. You can see the photos here. I was actually on my way to the office when the explosion happened. Shook my feces out of me.

Now enjoy this hilarious video.




  • KJ
    Asoom -
    This will be the last one :D Thanks for offering ;)
  • asoom
    how many $400 do you need?
  • KJ
    Kaileena -
    Indeed!



    starwish -

    LoooL, well imagine how lame the training was if I found those games interesting!



    Ms Loala -

    Yes I need a holiday! Dunno what's wrong with Dubai... even yesterday there was a fire



    DJ -

    You don't wanna know! Basically an advanced form of what I am currently doing!
  • DUBAI JAZZ
    What's the training about KJ?


    I like the portal video!
  • Ms Loala
    I think you need to have a vacation before you have a mental break down :P


    Good luck with the training thing.



    Btw, what's happening with Dubai these days! First, the major accident and now this!!! Its strange.
  • starwish
    I suck at all default Microsoft games. Why can't they have "cooler" default games installed instead? Hah, thats only my wishful thinking.
  • Kaileena
    You need a break...a long one.
  • KJ
    N -
    You MUST play portal. It is quite challenging! As for sudoku, well, I am mathematically challenged.
  • N.
    So that's Portal.. looks pretty funky!


    lol @ the training, get a computer sudoku game at least beats getting beaten by Michelle =p
  • KJ
    7aki -
    Well... actually yeah she does! I will post about it later LOOOOL



    Hamza -

    You will meet GiGi in person soon hehehe. Shayef ballah 3ala Dubai... Allah yestor amma teeji :P



    Batoul -

    hehehe... portal is an amazing 2-hour puzzle game! You should try to get it! As for your other comment on me having a mini-karsh, yup, your description holds true! DISGUSTING I SAY!



    Angelo -

    Aaaah if only I had that portal gun during training. Or at office. Brilliant!



    Moey -

    We're all brothers man :) We'll hold your back till you can get up again.
  • Moey
    First of all, thank you so much for your comments, it means more to me that you could ever know. Shakaraallahu Sa'ayakom, may dad R.I.P.
  • Angelo
    Well, good luck on your Training. Glad your instructor provides a much easier time in absorbing the basis of the training you are having.


    Well idiots on the road are everywhere, whether they were smoking a cigarette in the car or simply scratching their asses while driving...they are just...idiots.



    And Portal is awesome...I played it the other day at my friend's place and it was quite mentally challenging. Me likey :)
  • Batoul A.
    "abysmally numb" loved the phrase, might wanna quote you lol. Kayj, I broke my rebel :( LOL@ el PS and now im thinking with portal lol I loved the background music! funky.
  • Hamza
    GIGI?....wow, looks like I've been missing alot in the blogospherian world.


    and what's wrong with dubai and its random accidents/ and fires these days?



    and I bet you wished you had this portal tool when you were in training..right? :P
  • 7aki Fadi
    HAHAHAHA, you gave Gigi a BATH!!!!! Tab does Gigi have a bath toy?
    OH man you are soooo freaking carzy, but crazy funny so it's OK.



    No I have not watched the video yet cos no youtube at work, those soul sucking TYRANTS
  • KJ
    LoooL 7aki haha. Did you see the video? You should!


    GiGi isn't jealous - I didn't give her a "blog character" yet! I was going to blog about her today (since I gave her a bath, ie put her in the washing machine) and was clean and fluffy and photogenic.



    But then I thought against it and I handled the introduction to Moogle :P He shall be posting on it over the week.
  • 7aki Fadi
    OH man stop making me laugh out loud at the offic. HAHAHAHHA. The PS is just classic! Mun7att? HAHAHAHAHAA.


    Listen, I think GIGI is jealous that Moogle gets to hijack your blog and she can't , you need to give her a chance to blog too man. With a picture too :P
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