Oddball of a World vol.9 – On Tuna, Staples, PC, Lottery, Jail Food and Workaholics

STRESS FREE TUNA

Psychology is critical, but have you ever thought of how Tuna feels when it gets caught by fishermen? Well, some researchers are, and they will be coming up with fishing mechanisms to reduce the stress levels in Tuna… so that they taste better.

MISSING STAPLES

So you’re in court, about to receive a life sentence (or death sentence) for your homicide atrocities, when you notice that the staple on your court documents is missing. Since all documents are required to be stapled – by law – you have the chance to appeal because, well, you might have been “framed”. Talk about luck, OJ Simpson!

BYE BYE, STUPID PC!

Have you ever been sooooooooooo upset from your PC you felt like throwing it out the window? Well this man did, and the neighbors called the cops on him. Throw out the neighbors I say!

GOING ONCE… GOING TWICE!!

If those staple murderers are lucky, these two are even luckier. They not only won the lottery ONCE, but they won the SAME LOTTERY TWICE, thanks to two tickets!

BUT JAIL FOOD IS FREE!!

I actually considered doing this on multiple occasions. This guy here, binges in fancy restaurants then pulls off a great escape scene and doesn’t pay for the food. He has been caught and jailed, went on probation – and now he is back for the same crime! I hope jail food is good!

YOU MIGHT WANT TO HAVE SEX BY NOW…

Do you have a workaholic in the office? One who works day and night, 297118763/7? Researchers found out that a good percentage of said workaholics are using their jobs as a diversion from their unfulfilled sex life! Now which country has the highest number of workaholics…


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  • starwish
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  • KJ

    starwish -
    LOOOL I loved that Darth Vader statue of liberty! haha

  • KJ

    starwish -LOOOL I loved that Darth Vader statue of liberty! haha

  • Ms Loala

    LOL @ the court scene.

    Lucky bastard :P

  • Ms Loala

    LOL @ the court scene.Lucky bastard :P

  • KJ

    Ms Loala -
    I KNOW!

  • KJ

    Ms Loala -I KNOW!

  • Noura

    Stress free tuna !!! I say researchers have lots of free time..like those who claim they can read cats and dogs mind and can tell why they are stressed out..
    I tried to find u the link to a story I heard about a man who shot his car because it was very old..The police were called, he told them that he had to shoot it to put it out of its misery..:D

  • Noura

    Stress free tuna !!! I say researchers have lots of free time..like those who claim they can read cats and dogs mind and can tell why they are stressed out..I tried to find u the link to a story I heard about a man who shot his car because it was very old..The police were called, he told them that he had to shoot it to put it out of its misery..:D

  • KJ

    Noura -
    He shot his car? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Ok this man is INSANE

  • KJ

    Noura -He shot his car? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Ok this man is INSANE