Little Toy

Ring. Ring. Oh God please ring!

RIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!

“See you tomorrow!” the teacher tells us. Ok, fine, I will see you tomorrow, just let me get out of here!

I run outside like a crazed boy – which more or less describes my current situation. I am so, SO eager to go back home. I just have to THIS INSTANT!!!

I look around searching for the guy who is going to pick me up. What’s his name, what’s his name…

“Kinan time to go! We are late,” he says.

Where IS he?! Oh THERE he is! I run towards the school gate. I mean, of course, where ELSE will he be?

“Hi, quick, home,” I give my direct orders.

“We must pick up your sister and mom from school too,” he disregards my plea.

“But do it quiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick,” I cry, begging him. I HAVE to go home NOW!!!

God, he drives so slowwwwwwww. UnbeLIEvable!! It is like he is driving on an egg shell or something. GOD!

“HURRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!” I yell. What IS wrong with him?!

“I am trying my best! I want to go home too!” he says back. Yeah, right, who cares if YOU want to go home? I am the one who should go home first!

I try my best for the next 20 minutes to keep my temper but I CAAAAAAAAAAN’T. I have to GOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOME.

We finally get to their stupid school. Where ARE they? Everyone is wearing the same stupid dress. Stupid schools and stupid dress.

“COME ONNNNNNNNNNNNNN,” I scream. I can already tell that no one wants me to go home. God hates me. He really does. It must be because I ate that Kit Kat that I wasn’t supposed to. It HAD to. That’s IT. I am NOT eating chocolate EVER again.

“Hi Kinan,” mom and sis say when they come in.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,” I yell at the guy who is driving.

“KINAN BEHAVE!” my stupid mom screams. Oh God I cannot believe what an idiot she is.

We FINALLY arrive home. Open the STUPID dooooooooooooooooooor. My mom opens the door. She is sloooooooooooooow. I rush into the house and take off my shoes and throw them across the room.

“Kinan how many times have I told you - ” I didn’t hear the rest because I am already upstairs. I fly into my room

There it is.

My Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle figurine.


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11 Responses to “Little Toy”

Knight mumbled on April 17th, 2008 at 11:20 am

Wow.
I did bad stuff like that too.




Angelo mumbled on April 17th, 2008 at 11:28 am

And here I am, thought you had an upset stomach or something. But it seems you negelcted the most important thing to tell us.

Who’s your favorite turtle? You strike me as a Donatello person.




bint battuta mumbled on April 17th, 2008 at 5:23 pm

The suspense! Hilarious!




Batoul A. mumbled on April 17th, 2008 at 5:28 pm

lol @ angelo.
I would have never expected you were like that because of how you are now. Just a silly phase we all wander into in a way or another heh




Kristen Bjorg mumbled on April 17th, 2008 at 6:15 pm

Ahhh!KJ you are adorable,thanks for sharing your story,I love it.And it reminds me of why I am so crazy about little boys and why I miss the old days of having young sons.

Please,eat at least one good meal,today.I know how I gain weight, if that is of any help to you,and it’s this:I eat bagels covered with butter and lots of cheese,yam,yam,enjoy! Make sure you eat it everyday,now,you hear.And I’ll pray for your and my youngest son’s weight gain.




asoom mumbled on April 17th, 2008 at 7:59 pm

how do you play by yourself with one teenage mutant ninja turtle figurine?




Sam mumbled on April 17th, 2008 at 10:49 pm

a figurine???? i was thing ps, or something cooler…a ninja turtle figurine..3an jad inak nahfeh..(i just learned that word..i hope it is not a bad word..if it is , it is 7aki’s fault!)




omar mumbled on April 17th, 2008 at 11:55 pm

hahahaha, that cracked me up

I had the same experience, except it was with FOOD - explains my current sexiness (i.e. fatness)




Maher mumbled on April 18th, 2008 at 12:32 am

LooL! ana fakaretak makel eshe spicy last night! :P




KJ mumbled on April 18th, 2008 at 11:03 am

Omar -
Now that I am “Grown up”, it is about foood! hahahah

Maher -
M3affen ya mo2ref, tfeh :P




omar mumbled on April 18th, 2008 at 3:24 pm

in my case, I never grow up
*grins*




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