I Want to Die a Long Horrible Death

But it is 7aram to wish ill on oneself so I will be asking for your help :P

I am so so so so so so so utterly pissed now it isn’t even funny. I guess now I understand what my cousin went through last summer. I have been planing this great holiday escape with my best friend to the weirdest place you’d find bachelor men in: The Maldives. Why? Because I want to go there, relax, read a good book, tan, take photos and watch someone drown whilst snorkeling.

Yes I could do it here in Dubai. Yes I could do it anywhere on the UAE coast. Yes I can go to anyplace in the Indian Ocean or Mauritius or a place where bachelor men don’t have the disadvantage.

But do I care? NO, I don’t, because I want to escape city life, go to a blue open water, and enjoy being 7ay ibn yaqthan.

My best friend was so excited about the trip. I worked the whole nine yards, where we’d be staying, the booking, etc, everything. Then ONE STUPID PERSON somehow convinced my best friend it is a couples-only place, and every single thing he found GREAT, he found an excuse against it.

How ridiculous!

FINE, it is a romantic place. Go hit on a turtle, for all I care! Enjoy the friggin serenity for a few days! You get to feed frigging shrimps to a frigging whale shark whilst diving!

I actually booked this very room you see in this very photo

He started planning for Malaysia but I was so pissed off he canceled the thing after I showed him attitude. I convinced myself to go to Malaysia and got excited about it, and even found reservations and what have you, but he just bailed out completely. Heck I even found a Maldives-like island we can go relax in for a couple of days and I made sure it isn’t for humpers only. I was doing all that whilst supervising the cabling for our new data center in one of the most hazardous working environments ever (next post), in a frigging basement with close to nil coverage.

I haven’t had a holiday since December 2005 and when I FINALLY get FIVE FRIGGIN DAYS OFF, this crap happens!

It’s my fault I wasn’t very tolerant to change in plans – but he knows me and my circumstances better than to be pissed off at me for being pissed off at him. Ya3ni he’s straight-headed enough to tame Moogle very well in these situations!

But I am just so goddamn angry – and I know I shouldn’t be – and I am seeing my only five days off slowly crumble away. I swear I am THIS close to lactating from my eyeballs.

I still own my cousin a trip to Istanbul (which I won’t go to without him). I should have just picked 3 of my readers and paid their trips to come visit me here. Hmm… anyone willing to visit me sometime in autumn? Qwaider is definitely on the list of invitees; there are lots of gals I know who need bashing! LOOOL.

Anyway I know my friend will change his mind – I did threaten him just a few minutes ago and he said we’d talk tomorrow, lol – but nothing wrong with anonymous complaining, right?!

*weeps*

  • Hani Obaid

    I’d be upset too in your place. I don’t like people who constantly change their mind.

  • Hani Obaid

    I’d be upset too in your place. I don’t like people who constantly change their mind.

  • Kaileena

    If he still says no, take your sister and go!

    Or

    Go alone! tara it’s not so bad to take a few days off alone..Discover yourself *indian accent*

  • Kaileena

    If he still says no, take your sister and go!OrGo alone! tara it’s not so bad to take a few days off alone..Discover yourself *indian accent*

  • starwish

    lol, *pats your back*

  • starwish

    lol, *pats your back*

  • asoom

    does your best friend this blog?

    I’d come but I think it’d be inappropriate and just too weird to visit my ex husband.

  • asoom

    does your best friend this blog?I’d come but I think it’d be inappropriate and just too weird to visit my ex husband.

  • Batoul A.

    LOOL @ Asoom.
    “lactating from my eyeballs” Just call yourself a cry baby for goodness sake!

  • Batoul A.

    LOOL @ Asoom. “lactating from my eyeballs” Just call yourself a cry baby for goodness sake!

  • KJ

    Hani -
    Yup, was upset, but we fixed things now and I just need him to confirm from his side.

    Kaileena -
    I am thinking of going alone actually. That way I get to do what I want which is usually too weird to be done in a group. Things like climbing up a tree at the top of a mountain to take a photo of the island.

    starwish -
    awww *hugs*

    Asoom -
    LOOOL, no he doesn’t but I gave him a big piece of my mind. Now it is gone :S LOL! It won’t be inappropriate if you came, maybe we’d patch up :P

    Batoul -
    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! I am NOT a crybaby am NOT!! *cries*

  • KJ

    Hani -Yup, was upset, but we fixed things now and I just need him to confirm from his side.Kaileena -I am thinking of going alone actually. That way I get to do what I want which is usually too weird to be done in a group. Things like climbing up a tree at the top of a mountain to take a photo of the island.starwish -awww *hugs*Asoom -LOOOL, no he doesn’t but I gave him a big piece of my mind. Now it is gone :S LOL! It won’t be inappropriate if you came, maybe we’d patch up :PBatoul -LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! I am NOT a crybaby am NOT!! *cries*

  • 7aki Fadi

    poor KJ. Tab take Hamza :P

  • 7aki Fadi

    poor KJ. Tab take Hamza :P

  • Hamza

    7aki – trust me..he had enough of me that he doesn’t wanna see me for the next 3 years.

    KJ- dude, to avoid lactating from ur eyeballs next time, go and book everything and just give your friend the ticket. Don’t give him the chance to say no.

    oh..and don’t listen to kaileena, 2al take your sister..yea right.

  • Hamza

    7aki – trust me..he had enough of me that he doesn’t wanna see me for the next 3 years.KJ- dude, to avoid lactating from ur eyeballs next time, go and book everything and just give your friend the ticket. Don’t give him the chance to say no.oh..and don’t listen to kaileena, 2al take your sister..yea right.