Moogle Thoughts Issue #5 - On Global Warming

I have managed to come up with the ultimate solution to Global Warming! But first let me alter KJ’s profile picture…

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Ahem.

After LOTS of studying and CAREFUL RESEARCH I have come up with a list of solutions to global warming! But nothing beats the number one solution!!!! It is based on the “scientific” theories on global warming:
theory K - too much sunlight
theory U - big fat ozone hole
theory P - people make lots of bad gas
theory O - no one wants to pay

Kupo! As we can see, the main problem here is theory K. Because sunlight = heat and heat = ice melting = water up = humans drown = no more moogle infestation.

doodle Moogle Thoughts Issue #5 - On Global Warming

So after a lot of doodling, my proposal is as follows:
Mirrors!

Yes, kupo, see, this is how things go.

As you can see from my illustration, sun goes in but not out. Light heats stupid planet, fries people, etc.

before Moogle Thoughts Issue #5 - On Global Warming

With the use of mirrors, we can REFLECT the light!

Yes yes.

We install mirrors on the top of buildings. We don’t have to put mirrors on EVERY building, around 20-25% per city will be good! Imagine! a 20% drop in temperature!!!

after Moogle Thoughts Issue #5 - On Global Warming

With the use of mirrors, we achieve the following:
M - less ultraviolet light!
I - less heat!
R - reflected light blinds incoming aliens!
R - reflected light makes our planet a STAR!!!
O - cost effective!
R - easy to clean!

What do you think?! Vote me as blog owner!

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15 Responses to “Moogle Thoughts Issue #5 - On Global Warming”

Kinano mumbled on March 18th, 2008 at 11:45 am

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

*is speechless*



Qwaider قويدر mumbled on March 18th, 2008 at 11:56 am

KJ Has the skitso



KJ mumbled on March 18th, 2008 at 12:05 pm

Kinano -
We should get rid of KJ promptly

Kowadiiru -
KJ-kun has skitso, I make him sushi.



Hamza mumbled on March 18th, 2008 at 12:40 pm

what the? you wanna blind the aliens?

but how will the CADs be able to colonize the planets?



KJ mumbled on March 18th, 2008 at 1:03 pm

Hamza -
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSHSHSHSHSHSHSH



vagueraz mumbled on March 18th, 2008 at 2:14 pm

Hello .,
why ur profile image like this !!loooooooooooooooooooooool…
scary!!! heheh, kidding ,,
BTW , U HAVE A NICE NAME “KINAN”



Kaileena mumbled on March 18th, 2008 at 5:27 pm

GENIUS! If humans had HALF your intelligence, we wouldnt be swamped waist-high in problems!



7aki Fadi mumbled on March 18th, 2008 at 6:55 pm

Long live Moogle.

Shhh don’t tell Kinan I said that, hehehe.



eshda3wa mumbled on March 18th, 2008 at 11:53 pm

ya salam 3alaik!



Batoul A. mumbled on March 19th, 2008 at 7:37 am

Moogle won my admiration for messing KJ’s pic lol. I second Kaileena. Bas I have to say pretty creative.



Noura mumbled on March 19th, 2008 at 4:48 pm

no,no, no.. I want Kj back !!! Moogle is evil..has some valid thoughts but still evil :P



ammaro mumbled on March 19th, 2008 at 7:13 pm

err. no.



DUBAI JAZZ mumbled on March 20th, 2008 at 2:31 am

Dear Moogle;
I am sorry to report that your theory didn’t work out.
The first lot of mirrors we installed worked out for couple of days and then it was totally covered with pigeons’ poo.

Apparently, the pigeons liked the reflection of their crap in the mirror and they kept doing it over and over until every mirror was covered.

Our attempt at cleaning their shit didn’t work either because, (beside the stupid Indian worker who used a ladder to clean the upper pane of the mirror with a broom and ended up crashing the mirror and hurting a German chick that was sunbathing beneath it), the pigeons came back again with bigger numbers (apparently, the pigeon used telepathic communications), and pooed all over the mirrors again.

We suggest hiring a squad of mercs, assassins and snipers to shoot the pigeon down, we are already in touch with some underground Russian mobs, but since the matter involves pigeon blood and shooting, we need your unequivocal approval on the same.

If you dig, please sign on the dotted …….

Best regards

Hanssen Banssen
Mirrors’ project coordinator
(MBA and B Arch in mirrors and cosmetics, ex member of Green Peace and the Italian Red Brigade)



elijah mumbled on March 20th, 2008 at 5:43 pm

LOOOL i think moogle is a genius :D

we get rid of CAD too :D



Ms Loala mumbled on March 20th, 2008 at 7:05 pm

LOOOOOOOL

What’s a CAD!!! :P



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