KJ Status Update

KJ has been diagnosed with several illnesses all related to stress. For the past three weeks he has been suffering from constant headache, recurring nightmares, neck pain, stomach pain, back pain, and some fatigue.

Thankfully, one of his main stressors – work – has been partially resolved which alleviated most of the nightmares as well as the neck and back pain.

Another ethical issue he has been struggling with for two weeks has also been resolved, which reduced some of his obsessions. Unfortunately now he is more fatigued and has diarrhea as well as greatly reduced appetite.

We “pray” that his stress levels get significantly reduced so he can resume normal functionality. We forecast substantial improvement over the course of the next few days as Crisis Core nears release, where he shall be reunited with the world that made him be after 11 years of separation.

KJ is currently 48% operational, and is expected to resume normal functions within one week.

In the meantime, the “new management” shall be “reorganizing” and “redecorating” KJ’s blog.

Regards,
KISSME Management
Moogle




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  • KJ
    Noura -
    Your gifts are much appreciated. I hope I will get them to him before they are all eaten up... now let's see the longest path to reach him...



    Hamza -

    Oh yes... a second run of the game is at hand



    Anonymous -

    It will give you many more reasons to tear in the eye, and make you weep as you come near the wonderful finale.... trust me
  • Anonymous
    Holy shit...


    I just saw a screencap of Crisis Core where Cloud is running towards what appears to be Midgar. I actually, literally teared. I am so goddamn getting a PSP.
  • Hamza
    Can't blame KJ. i would submit my mind away for the sake of crisis core.


    I know how addictive the game might get
  • Noura
    Moogle,I come with gift of Hummus and Tabbouleh..Please take care of Kj, don't harm him and let him go soon :)
  • KJ
    Batoul -
    Gaming is KJ's obsession :) but when it comes to Final Fantasy VII, it is more than obsession - it is more or less what keeps him in check, believe it or not. Let's say it "awakened" him.



    Ms Loala -

    Allah eysalmek... yes of course it is Moogle's fault!



    Kaileena -

    yes yes that would be great!



    Kinano -

    You and Moogle shall each kiss a pinky.



    Anonymous -

    You can get it from Geekay Games, in City Center or Mall of the Emirates. They usually stock games when they're released or within a week; you can pass by and check.
  • Anonymous
    Shite! Crisis Core is out soon?


    Where/when can I get it in Dubai the earliest?!!!!1
  • Kinano
    Moogle rules KJ!!


    You shall triumph my evil-comrade. You shall have the assistant of My Evil Legions and My Voodoo Skills at your disposal.



    *buwahahaha*



    Signed,

    iCAD
  • Kaileena
    Poor lad..book him a flight to the Caribbean, will you? He needs it.
  • Ms Loala
    Slamat KJ :(


    Why am i feeling that moogle had something to do with it!!!
  • Batoul A.
    Moogle, he's all that stressed but still manage to think about games? obsessed I tell you. lol - I hope he feels better soon :)
  • KJ
    asoom -
    Yes yes, he is being "vaccinated"



    7aki -

    imbecile, your blog shall be next!



    Hani -

    you form an allegiance with my captor! Don't be fooled like KJ, just because I am cute and fluffy doesn't mean I can't pack a punch!



    Maioush -

    he is a drama king... which is perfect now that I can escape his head!



    mwah -

    he needs a blow job indeed.



    qwaider -

    your concern for stupid KJ is appreciated! he says "if you only knew"... *puts more drugs into KJ*
  • Qwaider قويدر
    ya zalameh ... take it easy
  • mwah
    get the nose job u really do need and everything will be alright.
  • Maioush
    salamto KJ :S what's all that stress for?? mesh mestahleh man!
  • Hani Obaid
    We shall rebuild him, bigger and better than ever before. he3 he3 he3!
  • 7aki Fadi
    :( I miss KJ, Moogle GO AWAY.
  • asoom
    salamtu :(


    are you taking care of him?
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