Oddball of a World vol.7 – On Your Boss, Squirrels, Cell Phones, Clean Thieves, Lipstick and Godzilla

BAD BOSSES GET PROMOTED

According to studies, it appears that the only reason your boss gets promoted is because he/she/it makes your life miserable. No wonder behind every desk is either an asshole or a potential suicidal.

SQUIRRELS LOVE CHOCOLATE TOO

It seems a bit far fethced, but it looks like humans are not the only ones who would kill for a chocolate. Although this squirrel hasn’t killed anyone – yet – it gained notorious publicity for stealing Kinder from grocery shops at LEAST twice a day. Talk about a sweet tooth!

PLEASE TURN ON YOUR CELL PHONES

From now on ignore “turn off mobile” warning signs everywhere, as they have proved to be handy yet again in a hospital in Argentina, where doctors were able to carry out an operation during a blackout thanks to cellphone lights.

THE CLEAN THIEF

And you though I was a clean addict. This thief broke into a house, went straight to the toilet where he had sexual intercourse with cleaning detergents and the vacuum cleaner.

LOVING IN THE WRONG WAY

You love art, right? Try not to kiss a $2 million painting to show your affection – while wearing red lipstick.

MUST DESTROY GODZILLA

Since Japanese politicians have perfected everything in their beloved country, it is now time to tackle the real issues. Flying saucers and how they fly and the imminent Godzilla rampage.


  • Kinano

    1. hmmm! the bastards
    2. I hate chocolate and I hate squirrels
    3. Go Doctors
    4. That is one sad mofo
    5. THE IMBECILE
    6. *Readies to move to Japan*

  • Kinano

    1. hmmm! the bastards 2. I hate chocolate and I hate squirrels3. Go Doctors4. That is one sad mofo5. THE IMBECILE6. *Readies to move to Japan*

  • Dania

    (Bosses) Mostly both, an asshole suicidal potential… and suicidal in a very stupid way
    (squirrels) Now for squirrel… well now we know why their numbers are down.. now they found out about chocolate they don’t need sex any more.
    (surgical crisis) Every thing is possible in Argentine, just like in al mouasaa ( university hospital) very very clean and all in are pros ;)
    (ew)EWW!
    (art love) Oops!!
    Nice one …really

  • Dania

    (Bosses) Mostly both, an asshole suicidal potential… and suicidal in a very stupid way(squirrels) Now for squirrel… well now we know why their numbers are down.. now they found out about chocolate they don’t need sex any more.(surgical crisis) Every thing is possible in Argentine, just like in al mouasaa ( university hospital) very very clean and all in are pros ;)(ew)EWW!(art love) Oops!!Nice one …really

  • KJ

    Kinano – you never tried the vacuum cleaner?

    Dania – Welcome to my blog! Try not to wear lipstick in museums ;)

  • KJ

    Kinano – you never tried the vacuum cleaner?Dania – Welcome to my blog! Try not to wear lipstick in museums ;)

  • asoom

    You know what I wouldn’t be surprised if the lipstick on the piece combined with the resulting controversy would make the value go up! At least now it made that piece famous…non of us would have ever heard of it if it wasn’t for that incident.

  • asoom

    You know what I wouldn’t be surprised if the lipstick on the piece combined with the resulting controversy would make the value go up! At least now it made that piece famous…non of us would have ever heard of it if it wasn’t for that incident.

  • KJ

    asoom – interesting…. you’re gonna make a fortune if you get into sales!

  • KJ

    asoom – interesting…. you’re gonna make a fortune if you get into sales!

  • Hamza

    EVIL squirrels.

    We, beavers, told them about choclate.

    *mumbles curses*

  • Hamza

    EVIL squirrels.We, beavers, told them about choclate.*mumbles curses*