Oddball of a World vol.6 – On Pedophiles, Gas, Prison, Go-Karts & Teachers

PEDOPHILE WORKS IN KINDERGARTEN

Alright, you captured, finally, the pedophile, and you sentenced him for community services. You look at his profile and think, Hmmm, now where is the best place to put this person so he can have a comfortable working environment?! Gee! Let’s put him as a janitor in a kindergarten!

MAN FORGETS CAR IN GAS STATION

How many times, when you fill in the gas, you go to the mini mart and buy yourself a nice soda or some chips? Perhaps some prepaid? Or a magazine? When you go out you surely return to your car, right? Not this man… he walked right out and all the way home.

SERIAL JAIL-BREAKER ON THE LOOSE

Prisonbreak at its best, this guy has escaped prison four times already. You’d think they’d learn by now how to confine him properly.

GO-KART ALL THE WAY

Speaking of escapes, here is an innovative way to escape the cops: A go-kart. Huh? You may ask… but it is logical. They’re small, agile, and can turn sharp corners. You’d outrun any police vehicle without much effort. Just make sure you know where to park it next time if you’re not planning to get caught….

SUPER TEACHERS!! RUN AWAY!

You may need a go-kart for this one. Super teachers, a new breed of teachers who defy all the rules set by schools. No more naughty corners, no more letting people write “I am sorry” a 100 times and submit it. No no… I am talking about super violent teachers here. Ones that throw desks and chairs at their students. WHAT you may say? It is actually proven that they form better-disciplined students. Hmm!


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  • Hamza

    pedophiles – how encouraging. Maybe all pedophiles should follow.

    gas station – if his wife was in the car, I would’ve understand.

    jail breaker – I am surprised why this guy was not casted in prison break

    go-kart – hey you can’t blame the guy. As he said, it was the only way to transport it :D

    super teacher- I think we’ve seen a version of that. Grade 7, history teacher, grabbing students by necks…ring any bells? :P

  • Hamza

    pedophiles – how encouraging. Maybe all pedophiles should follow. gas station – if his wife was in the car, I would’ve understand.jail breaker – I am surprised why this guy was not casted in prison breakgo-kart – hey you can’t blame the guy. As he said, it was the only way to transport it :Dsuper teacher- I think we’ve seen a version of that. Grade 7, history teacher, grabbing students by necks…ring any bells? :P

  • N.

    1. The stupid court worker is to blame really.
    2. What’s he on?
    3. Isn’t that what happened last episode in Prison Break lol!
    4. 7 squad cars! Isn’t that a lot?
    5. This is a pure example of how you really need to pound the knowledge into the students and it works!

  • N.

    1. The stupid court worker is to blame really.2. What’s he on?3. Isn’t that what happened last episode in Prison Break lol! 4. 7 squad cars! Isn’t that a lot? 5. This is a pure example of how you really need to pound the knowledge into the students and it works!

  • ammaro.com

    1. Was this a sentence or a reward for his actions?

    2. Lovely. Definately Guiness Book of Records material. **Applause**

    3. I just finished season 2 of prison break, and they ended up throwing michael in another prison. So the show is based on a true story, I guess.

    4. Better yet; skateboards

    5. Now theres a way to convince you to do your homework

  • ammaro.com

    1. Was this a sentence or a reward for his actions?2. Lovely. Definately Guiness Book of Records material. **Applause**3. I just finished season 2 of prison break, and they ended up throwing michael in another prison. So the show is based on a true story, I guess.4. Better yet; skateboards5. Now theres a way to convince you to do your homework

  • Elijah

    Way to go teachers!! LOL I could use him with my students :D

    That pedophile sentence is just sheer absurdity!! WTF? Seriously?

  • Elijah

    Way to go teachers!! LOL I could use him with my students :DThat pedophile sentence is just sheer absurdity!! WTF? Seriously?

  • KJ

    Hamza – so you are saying you’d work in a kindergarten :P

    N. – Yes we need to threaten our students with pitchforks if this is what it takes to discipline them!

    ammaro – You mean your name is in the Guiness Book now?

    Elijah – I thought the teacher article was talkin about you :P

  • KJ

    Hamza – so you are saying you’d work in a kindergarten :PN. – Yes we need to threaten our students with pitchforks if this is what it takes to discipline them!ammaro – You mean your name is in the Guiness Book now?Elijah – I thought the teacher article was talkin about you :P

  • Angelo

    #1 I guess the judge who sentenced that guy was a pedophile himself.

    #2 Anterograde Amnesia?

    #3 He should provides some insights to the Prison Break’s producers. They might need new stories especially with the writers’ boycott going on.

    #4 Where is a Koopa Shell when you need?

    #5 I say anything that keep a children and teens from drugs always is always a welcome.

  • Angelo

    #1 I guess the judge who sentenced that guy was a pedophile himself. #2 Anterograde Amnesia?#3 He should provides some insights to the Prison Break’s producers. They might need new stories especially with the writers’ boycott going on.#4 Where is a Koopa Shell when you need?#5 I say anything that keep a children and teens from drugs always is always a welcome.

  • KJ

    Angelo – yes I agree with the teacher thing. I think they should start using weapons ;)

  • KJ

    Angelo – yes I agree with the teacher thing. I think they should start using weapons ;)

  • Kinano

    crazy, crazy world!

  • Kinano

    crazy, crazy world!