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Moogle Thoughts Issue #3 – On Sunroofs, Titanic, Dragons and iPods
Moogle: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
KJ: Keep your ears in the car.
Moogle: Kupo! I LOVE the sunroof it is amaaaaaaaaaazing!
KJ: It ISN’T a sunroof you uninitiated dope.
Moogle: Kupo you should get one like this for your car!
KJ: It is PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE without destroying it!
Moogle: Then how come your friend’s car isn’t destroyed? It is much smaller and it has this big sunroof. LOOK! All the way to the back.
KJ: IT ISN’T A GODDAMN SUNROOF YOU STUPID IDIOT IT IS A FRIGGING CONVERTABLE!
Moogle: A what?
KJ: A SPORTSCAR.
Moogle: Dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
KJ: Stop it Bart.
Moogle: Who is Bart.
KJ: ….
Moogle: Kupo why are you opening the door?
KJ: ….
Moogle: Kupo!
Moogle: Kupo, it has been 23 minutes and they are still discussing boats.
KJ: Yeah I know. I grew tired of nodding.
Moogle: Why don’t you tell them about the yachts you used to ride in KSA?
KJ: I am NOT opening doors for further dicussions.
Moogle: But kupo! Surely you had a great time on the yachts. Tell them.
KJ: No.
Moogle: You don’t want to slip and recall that Titanic fetish…
KJ: Shut up already.
Moogle: You remember it right? You used to stand with your MOM’S friend in front of the yacht and you’d stand behind her and hold out her hands like that Titanic scene.
KJ: Shut up! I am NOT going to make a scene out of this. I DO have a reputation!
Moogle: Uh-uh. You’re doing splendidly to maintain it. Emo.
KJ: You’re not helping it is ALL your fault.
Moogle: Kupo, come on admit it, she was your only hope of mating in KSA.
KJ: She was a spinster! She was mom’s friend! She should have kids my age!
Moogle: But kupo you like her hair against your face and the wind and the sunset.
KJ: You’re a disturbed and sick, perverted sexually frustrated Moogle.
Moogle: You ruined it for both of us.
KJ: Stupid bunny.
Moogle: I think dragons breathed fire
KJ: Dragons…
Moogle: Yes! They existed.
KJ: Of course sweety *pats Moogle*
Moogle: Kupo! Dragons are like dinosaurs
KJ: Dinos didn’t exist in modern England.
Moogle: Yes yes but they breathed fire anyway
KJ: You can’t breathe fire
Moogle: But kupo! Hear me out.
KJ: I have no other choice, do I?
Moogle: You can focus on traffic instead
KJ: It is the lesser of two evils
Moogle: Anyway Kupo, you know you can set your farts on fire right?
KJ: I am NOT going to have this conversation
Moogle: Listen! If you humans can breathe fire from your asses, why can’t dragons breathe fire too?!
KJ: No one farts from the mouth!
Moogle: But maybe they’re different Kupo! Maybe they can hold the gas inside and ignite it from the mouth
KJ: Enough, you disgust me
Moogle: But, but, but
KJ: Don’t let me ignite my farts on you now!
Moogle: I want that new iPod Nano
KJ: You already have an iPod
Moogle: Yes yes but we have the silver one
KJ: And…
Moogle: I want the pink one
KJ: PINK
Moogle: You’re not sexist are you?
KJ: PINK?!
Moogle: But kupo, pink is the new red!
KJ: They DISCOVERED pink by BLEACHING red
Moogle: Ok get me the red one.
KJ: RED?!?!
Moogle: What now? The rims of your spectacles are red!
KJ: They are SPECTACLES. Not an iPOD
Moogle: Kupo your logic is illogical.
KJ: Shut up, your silver iPod is fine.
Moogle: You are SO everything-challenged
KJ: I am NOT
Moogle: Yes
KJ: No
Moogle: Yes
KJ: Enough!
Moogle: But if they only release a pink Xbox you’d get it
KJ: *mumbles*
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KJ: Keep your ears in the car.
Moogle: Kupo! I LOVE the sunroof it is amaaaaaaaaaazing!
KJ: It ISN’T a sunroof you uninitiated dope.
Moogle: Kupo you should get one like this for your car!
KJ: It is PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE without destroying it!
Moogle: Then how come your friend’s car isn’t destroyed? It is much smaller and it has this big sunroof. LOOK! All the way to the back.
KJ: IT ISN’T A GODDAMN SUNROOF YOU STUPID IDIOT IT IS A FRIGGING CONVERTABLE!
Moogle: A what?
KJ: A SPORTSCAR.
Moogle: Dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
KJ: Stop it Bart.
Moogle: Who is Bart.
KJ: ….
Moogle: Kupo why are you opening the door?
KJ: ….
Moogle: Kupo!
Moogle: Kupo, it has been 23 minutes and they are still discussing boats.
KJ: Yeah I know. I grew tired of nodding.
Moogle: Why don’t you tell them about the yachts you used to ride in KSA?
KJ: I am NOT opening doors for further dicussions.
Moogle: But kupo! Surely you had a great time on the yachts. Tell them.
KJ: No.
Moogle: You don’t want to slip and recall that Titanic fetish…
KJ: Shut up already.
Moogle: You remember it right? You used to stand with your MOM’S friend in front of the yacht and you’d stand behind her and hold out her hands like that Titanic scene.
KJ: Shut up! I am NOT going to make a scene out of this. I DO have a reputation!
Moogle: Uh-uh. You’re doing splendidly to maintain it. Emo.
KJ: You’re not helping it is ALL your fault.
Moogle: Kupo, come on admit it, she was your only hope of mating in KSA.
KJ: She was a spinster! She was mom’s friend! She should have kids my age!
Moogle: But kupo you like her hair against your face and the wind and the sunset.
KJ: You’re a disturbed and sick, perverted sexually frustrated Moogle.
Moogle: You ruined it for both of us.
KJ: Stupid bunny.
Moogle: I think dragons breathed fire
KJ: Dragons…
Moogle: Yes! They existed.
KJ: Of course sweety *pats Moogle*
Moogle: Kupo! Dragons are like dinosaurs
KJ: Dinos didn’t exist in modern England.
Moogle: Yes yes but they breathed fire anyway
KJ: You can’t breathe fire
Moogle: But kupo! Hear me out.
KJ: I have no other choice, do I?
Moogle: You can focus on traffic instead
KJ: It is the lesser of two evils
Moogle: Anyway Kupo, you know you can set your farts on fire right?
KJ: I am NOT going to have this conversation
Moogle: Listen! If you humans can breathe fire from your asses, why can’t dragons breathe fire too?!
KJ: No one farts from the mouth!
Moogle: But maybe they’re different Kupo! Maybe they can hold the gas inside and ignite it from the mouth
KJ: Enough, you disgust me
Moogle: But, but, but
KJ: Don’t let me ignite my farts on you now!
Moogle: I want that new iPod Nano
KJ: You already have an iPod
Moogle: Yes yes but we have the silver one
KJ: And…
Moogle: I want the pink one
KJ: PINK
Moogle: You’re not sexist are you?
KJ: PINK?!
Moogle: But kupo, pink is the new red!
KJ: They DISCOVERED pink by BLEACHING red
Moogle: Ok get me the red one.
KJ: RED?!?!
Moogle: What now? The rims of your spectacles are red!
KJ: They are SPECTACLES. Not an iPOD
Moogle: Kupo your logic is illogical.
KJ: Shut up, your silver iPod is fine.
Moogle: You are SO everything-challenged
KJ: I am NOT
Moogle: Yes
KJ: No
Moogle: Yes
KJ: Enough!
Moogle: But if they only release a pink Xbox you’d get it
KJ: *mumbles*
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I just love him! Mooooooogle ur adorable.
Let’s work together and get rid of KJ
I love your moogle thoughts but I want to know, why does moogle call you kupo? why did you cale moogle sweety?
LMAO.
I have a vague distant memory of my own titanic scene that ended with a slap on my face -one of my embarassing moments in front of all tourists in sharm il sheikh.
and you know he is right about the pink xbox…LOOOOOOOOL
Elijah – Moogle cannot survive without me
He is too dependent
Asoom – hahaha thanks! He calls me kupo because this is Moogle convention for calling others (they also eat kupo nuts). I called him “sweety” cuz I was trying to give this mother-son/daughter impression, when they pat the backs of their naive children
Hamza – OMG YOU ARE NOT SERIOUS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ya faday7ak!
who/what/why is moogle?
is it a new search engine?
*hint
http://moogle.com/
ammaro – I hate youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu don’t make fun of Moogle
Google Moogle properly 
You are jealous! Yes yes this has to be it
Moogle is a fun guy (boy?;))…I bet he takes over completly sometimes…:)
btw, I always thought that the titanic thing is a romantic fantasy, well, now I can see it has some carnal implications for the horny guys…:)
LOOOL
you can make a good comic story out of these Moogle thoughts
“she was your only hope of mating in KSA” quite disturbing and somewhat true :/
I gotta admit it, totally missed those moogle dialogs, can’t resist to love them.
I gotta admit it, totally missed those moogle dialogs, can’t resist to love them.
DJ – LooooooooL. Yes Moogle is an 8 year old rabbit. And yes the Titanic thing is reserved for the sexually frustrated!
Ghasheema – hahaha yes. It is a sad thing :S oh well it is good I left that place.
Touche – hhihi glad you liked them
Looool,
I tried not to laugh out loud at work!
Stop oppressing Moogle! One day he’s going to rebel and set your farts on fire
How would you like that, ha?
*gives Moogle a Kupo Nut*
100% Anon – hihihi glad you liked it
Welcome to my blog
CAD – Don’t give Moogle ideas
LOOOOOOOOOL! @ “iPod’s issue”
he seems like a hilarious guy!
WTH! hmm…
Hilarious! lol
ReKoO – LoooL @ Welcome to my blog
RB – hhehe… welcome to my blog
Glad you found it hilarious!
LOOOL
You can set your fart on fire if you ate green onions that is
kj what is the truth about,what I’m reading about you and asoom?
I’d like to know.
Ms Loala – oh I love green onions
Crystal – And what have you been reading about me and Asoom?