Oddball of a World vol.5 – On Odd Men

Alright, since the previous Oddball hit a cord with the ladies, it is not time for REVENGE.

Yes you got that right, now is time for the Odd Men version… so ladies DON’T HOLD BACK!!! Make mincemeat out of us… this is your LEGITIMATE chance!

Click on the titles (they’re links if you are color blind so you may not see a diff in color)

MAN BLOWS UP HIS DINNER GUESTS

You don’t like your family members and friends, so you devise a once-and-for-all solution. Invite them all to dinner, tricking them that you want to apologize, then blow them all up. Sweet.

IT’S THE WRONG KIND OF AFFAIR

Are you an uptight and conservative father? Is your daughter causing you trouble? Hire a private detective to check out her sexual endeavours… but beware, the results may not always please you…

IS THAT A DILDO IN MY MEAT?

Meat lovers beware: Men from abroad are now shipping sausages stuffed with various questionable objects. If your veal feels rubbery, maybe you should send it to the nearest lab.

I WANT MY LICENSE

Finally, after all your hard work, the police finally issue you your driving license. You are so excited to go pick it up that you steal a bus to drive there and get it.

SMELLY MEN

A lot of men smell. We love our stench… we think it is manly and all this horrible peach and rose shower gels are for you women. But this man has taken pride in his natural smell a bit too far… so far in fact that the neighbors thought there is a corpse in the house and the police raided the fellow’s place, only to find out it is just his feet.

MEN DO IT TOO

Remember the ladies in the previous oddball who preserved their dead family members in the house? Men do it too, it seems. This guy didn’t want to “disturb” his mama so he kept her in her armchair for a couple of years. Talk about mamma’s boy.


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  • ammaro.com

    ahhahahahahah thats sad, lol

  • ammaro.com

    ahhahahahahah thats sad, lol

  • asoom

    The first story is HILARIOUS!!!! You have to give him props for the creativity!

    “A lot of men smell. We love our stench… we think it is manly”
    Now that is the first time I ever heard something like that. I feel like a lot of men are more sensitive and paranoid about scents than women.

    It’s a good thing our relationship is cyber!

  • asoom

    The first story is HILARIOUS!!!! You have to give him props for the creativity!”A lot of men smell. We love our stench… we think it is manly” Now that is the first time I ever heard something like that. I feel like a lot of men are more sensitive and paranoid about scents than women. It’s a good thing our relationship is cyber!

  • asoom

    KJ, I’ve discovered your double! Well he’s not 100% you but you have striking similarities. I also just unintentionally advertised your blog on his blog (see “toilet paper” comments), you can thank me later.

    Check out http://www.apigeoncalledfrank.com/Blog/

  • asoom

    KJ, I’ve discovered your double! Well he’s not 100% you but you have striking similarities. I also just unintentionally advertised your blog on his blog (see “toilet paper” comments), you can thank me later.Check out http://www.apigeoncalledfrank.com/Blog/

  • KJ

    ammaro – LooL indeed it is

    Asoom – he3 he3 he3… we love our smell :P Bas we also like your smell too ;) FYI I smell like Dettol

    Asoom again – I will check this berson out

  • KJ

    ammaro – LooL indeed it isAsoom – he3 he3 he3… we love our smell :P Bas we also like your smell too ;) FYI I smell like DettolAsoom again – I will check this berson out

  • base

    well I can see now what asoom means by we “address malfunctions of the digestive system” equally!

    Seriously man, the blog kicks ass. It would be cool to write something together, so whenever u want gimme a shout.

    p.s. My pigeon isn’t imaginary.

  • base

    well I can see now what asoom means by we “address malfunctions of the digestive system” equally! Seriously man, the blog kicks ass. It would be cool to write something together, so whenever u want gimme a shout.p.s. My pigeon isn’t imaginary.

  • Elijah

    1. Hehehe EVIL

    2. Loved it! poor guy.

    3. oookaaayy

    4. Haahhahaaa man’s gotta point!

    5. Eeew there was one bout this enormous guy who smelled and they found a dead frog in one of the layers of his tummy :D

    6. mammmyyy

  • Elijah

    1. Hehehe EVIL2. Loved it! poor guy.3. oookaaayy4. Haahhahaaa man’s gotta point!5. Eeew there was one bout this enormous guy who smelled and they found a dead frog in one of the layers of his tummy :D6. mammmyyy

  • asoom

    write something together?

    OH my god what have I done!!!!

  • asoom

    write something together?OH my god what have I done!!!!

  • Sene

    1. That’s bad, real bad!
    2. Poor guy, finding his wife unfaithful!!
    3. Can’t even eat sausage without thinking of this, lol!!
    4. Very funny!!
    5. Yuck!!
    6. Gosh, unbeleivable..

  • KJ

    base – haha, welcome to my blog! Glad you liked it :) Your pigeon is at least real, hehe… good for you! It is kinda hard to live with a bunny without exponentially and irreversibly ruining the human genetic population :P

    Elijah – Frog in a layer of his tummy :S how many layers are there!

    Asoom – hehehehehe…. see what you get yourself into… tsk tsk

  • Sene

    1. That’s bad, real bad!2. Poor guy, finding his wife unfaithful!!3. Can’t even eat sausage without thinking of this, lol!!4. Very funny!!5. Yuck!! 6. Gosh, unbeleivable..

  • KJ

    base – haha, welcome to my blog! Glad you liked it :) Your pigeon is at least real, hehe… good for you! It is kinda hard to live with a bunny without exponentially and irreversibly ruining the human genetic population :PElijah – Frog in a layer of his tummy :S how many layers are there!Asoom – hehehehehe…. see what you get yourself into… tsk tsk

  • KJ

    Sene – haha the unfaithful one is pretty popular. Imagine you for instance putting tabs on someone and then find you are stalking the wrong person! Yeah and the sausage thing is terrible…

  • KJ

    Sene – haha the unfaithful one is pretty popular. Imagine you for instance putting tabs on someone and then find you are stalking the wrong person! Yeah and the sausage thing is terrible…

  • Hamza

    1- I feel sorry for his lawyer. He’s gonna find difficulty to sort out his will after all these deathes

    2-well, the investigator gotta earn his money. He couldn’t find any dirt on his daughter. So he investigates the wife. :P

    3- lol at the spokesman “he could have used a loaf of bread”..

    4- Thank God in Canada they mail us the license :D

    5- smelly? a guy who sleeps for a week? hmm..reminds me of someone :P

    6- reminds me of the way Prophet Suleiman (or King Solomon) died. The only difference is that this guy KNOWS his mother died. How sad.

  • Hamza

    1- I feel sorry for his lawyer. He’s gonna find difficulty to sort out his will after all these deathes2-well, the investigator gotta earn his money. He couldn’t find any dirt on his daughter. So he investigates the wife. :P3- lol at the spokesman “he could have used a loaf of bread”..4- Thank God in Canada they mail us the license :D5- smelly? a guy who sleeps for a week? hmm..reminds me of someone :P6- reminds me of the way Prophet Suleiman (or King Solomon) died. The only difference is that this guy KNOWS his mother died. How sad.

  • Noura

    Am just surprised at the chinese,the first story..They all seem so peace loving,quit people..I think he got the idea from “God Father” ..
    The last one is pretty disturbing!! when you think you’ve heard it all..How was he able to sleep at night and she’s dead in the other room ??

    On a side note,what’s the story of the rabbit ?? :)

  • Noura

    Am just surprised at the chinese,the first story..They all seem so peace loving,quit people..I think he got the idea from “God Father” ..The last one is pretty disturbing!! when you think you’ve heard it all..How was he able to sleep at night and she’s dead in the other room ?? On a side note,what’s the story of the rabbit ?? :)

  • KJ

    Noura – hahaha yes a lot of people have ripped Godfather off in a lot of disturbing ways! They should stop making violent movies; they are ruining this generation!

    The story of the rabbit is that he is my alter ego. KJ is supposedly the wiser, older one but he is controlled by a stupid fluffy and naive rabbit

  • KJ

    Noura – hahaha yes a lot of people have ripped Godfather off in a lot of disturbing ways! They should stop making violent movies; they are ruining this generation!The story of the rabbit is that he is my alter ego. KJ is supposedly the wiser, older one but he is controlled by a stupid fluffy and naive rabbit

  • Kinano

    1. THAT BASTARD STOLE MY IDEA!
    2. Hehehe! Idiot :P
    3. O_O
    4. loooool – Speed III
    5. ewwwwwwwwwwwwww – that’s disgusting
    6. LMAO @ “mommy’s boy” – how pathetic.

  • Kinano

    1. THAT BASTARD STOLE MY IDEA! 2. Hehehe! Idiot :P 3. O_O4. loooool – Speed III 5. ewwwwwwwwwwwwww – that’s disgusting6. LMAO @ “mommy’s boy” – how pathetic.

  • Ms Loala

    I’m not eating meet ever again! :\

  • Ms Loala

    I’m not eating meet ever again! :