On Moogle Thoughts 1

Every other Monday, I will try my very best to bring you Moogle Thoughts, thoughts of the fluffy thing inside my head - the stupid idiot of a kid/rabbit bunny thing that lives with the supposedly-serious KJ.

I am gonna also schedule Oddball of a World on the Mondays where Moogle Thoughts won’t be. So you get two editions of each per month! Stay tuned!

Moogle: These glasses are so nice kupo! Look at the red!
KJ: What? Red? You MUST be joking!
Moogle: Kupo come onnnn they are amaaaaazing! Plus they are black from the outside so no one will see the red.
KJ: Yeah true, they are stylish.. but..
Moogle: I must have them I must have them!
KJ: Shut up you stupid fluffy thing, no one sees you, I am gonna get all the shit out of this.
Moogle: You’re so boring.
KJ: You’re an idiot.
Moogle: But kupo! If you wear this, it is like wearing Ferrari for the eyes!
KJ: You don’t WEAR a Ferrarri you oaf.
Moogle: But it’s red! I am sure it has some sort of special superpowers.
KJ: You don’t say.
Moogle: I bet you can drive your mom nuts with it.
KJ: Let me see. Mom, what do you think of this?

*silence*

Moogle: See I told you it has superpowers.
KJ: Gay superpowers.
Moogle: Fine, live with your dorky glasses.
KJ: Enough of you.

Moogle: Kupo?
KJ: What now.
Moogle: I want a Hello Kitty.
KJ: ?!!?
Moogle: Kupo! I have to live with you cuddling a stupid teddy giraffe. I DESERVE a Hello Kitty!
KJ: But it’s for women. What the hell is wrong with you.
Moogle: It is fluffy.
KJ: Yes and?
Moogle: Kupo!
KJ: You are NOT humping a kitty you stupid rabbit. Enough of you.
Moogle: Come on! I EARNED it!
KJ: OMG you drive me nuts. I said enough! No kitties for you.
Moogle: What about your mom’s orange shirt she bought you?
KJ: I returned it.
Moogle: Does she know?
KJ: No.
Moogle: It goes well with the red glasses.
KJ: Get out of my head.

Moogle: I think you should take the Armani.
KJ: Why?
Moogle: Cuz it is amazing!
KJ: What ISN’T amazing for you.
Moogle: I hate you.
KJ: Mutual feeling.
Moogle: Come on it is nice look at it!
KJ: I am looking. But I don’t like the writing.
Moogle: It is just a shirt!
KJ: With Armani on it?! Please get a life.
Moogle: You’d join the presitigous and elite group of fashion wearers.
KJ: With you? Please. Besides, it is for 60 dhs. Made in China.
Moogle: So?
KJ: I am not that desperate. I can buy a stack of DVDs for 60 dhs.
Moogle: You and your DVDs! I am sick of them. It isn’t like you watch them.
KJ: HEY! I had to watch Planet Earth so you can see your stupid friends.
Moogle: You watched it to find me a habitat.
KJ: That too.
Moogle: And?
KJ: It isn’t Planet LaLa.
Moogle: Your mom is holding a Dolce and Gabbana bag.
KJ: I am gonna go broke.
Moogle: Well she IS your mom!
KJ: Stop playing the guilt game, you know I hate it.
Moogle: Then why didn’t you get rid of me yet kupo?!
KJ: *mumbles*

Moogle: Why are you reading about tides on Wiki?
KJ: I have nothing better to do.
Moogle: You believe all this kupo?
KJ: It is science.
Moogle: Yes so you are telling ME that the SUN is levitating the ocean.
KJ: The moon and the sun.
Moogle: So you mean gravity affects water?
KJ: Yup. Seems so.
Moogle: But you’re 70% water.
KJ: And?
Moogle: Why don’t you float?
KJ: sigh.

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13 Responses to “On Moogle Thoughts 1”

Hamza mumbled on September 3rd, 2007 at 9:14 am

looooooooooooool.

red glasses and an armani shirt.. Only if you can actually morph to a moogle.

You better get something for moogle on his birthday..your birthday..loool.

KJ mumbled on September 3rd, 2007 at 9:18 am

Hamza - LoooL, I won’t get him the Hello Kitty

Elijah mumbled on September 3rd, 2007 at 1:48 pm

LMAO LOOOOOOOL kj that was so adorable! The cute thing is that YOU actually want Hello Kitty hahaaa

Loved it, loved the spirit

abufares mumbled on September 3rd, 2007 at 3:31 pm

KJ
You’re either having too much or too little to drink.
In either case, the dialog was extremely interesting.
Is it always the 2 of you? Is there ever a third party?

Kinano mumbled on September 3rd, 2007 at 3:44 pm

LMAO

*addressing Moogle*
Kupo! That was fluffy-amazing! You are to torment him more
bwahahahaha

*adressing KJ*
You sad thing! You still have that giraffe?! How old are you?! 6?!?!

Restless in Dubai mumbled on September 3rd, 2007 at 4:29 pm

Hey, what’s wrong with Red glasses? I had a pair once and they were perfect. and Gay Superpowers because of the red glasses? Gees… and Red glasses go with an Orange Shirt? Man, that Moogle is totally out of fashion, get a gay Moogle, at least he will be fashionable.

RnD

7aki Fadi mumbled on September 3rd, 2007 at 4:30 pm

LOL at the post and the comments.

OK let me see:

Red glasses, giraffe, Hello Kitty …

So you have a female moogle trapped in your head? 7aram KJ you should release her… let her out … hehehehe

cute

KJ mumbled on September 3rd, 2007 at 8:24 pm

Elijah - no no, I don’t want Hello Kitty. OMG they are aweful

Abu Fares - I used to also have Emperor Zizzy Balooba, but now he is with Hamza hehe

KI - shut up

RnD - Yes to be honest I am quite medieval when it comes to clothing. This is why I take my sis and co when I “submit” myself to shopping (or rather be dragged into it)

7aki - no no no you got it all wrong. LoooooooL. Indeed I do have a feminist side but definitely Moogle isn’t what you’re thinking. He’s just always too excited about all the ridiculous things in life.

Ghasheema mumbled on September 4th, 2007 at 7:35 am

LOOOL u reminded me of Homer Simpson with his famous comment *shut up brain* lol

u should listen to moogle sometimes….he or she says some nice stuff sometimes

KJ mumbled on September 4th, 2007 at 8:00 am

Ghasheema - loool, I think I should sometimes, although some people will definitely disagree

GraY FoX mumbled on September 5th, 2007 at 5:02 am

LMAO
it must be a disaster to live with a moogle that you hate
well , actually his philosophy is kind of proficient i started to like it , and i have just the perfect bride for him if you wanna get rid of the dude
great dialog dude
keep them coming
hopefully there will be no sodomy up ahead