Oddball of a World vol.4 – On Odd Women

Women.

They’re horrible creatures who we men have to live with. They force us to put the toilet seat cover down, to aim properly, to read maps, to be on time, and to last with them for hours. Then they expect us to give them money for it, give them a house and car and jewels, and all this stupid cuddling crap.

But some other women settle for other things, like the following. Click on the titles to be magically transported to the main article.

WOMAN ARRESTED OVER BODY PARTS IN FRIDGE

Tired of your husband? Dispute over the house? Easy solution: If he wants the house, he can keep it. Chop him into 11 pieces and put him in the fridge, then sell the house. You kept the money and he kept the house. Brilliant!

EVEN IN DEATH WE WON’T PART

So you don’t really hate your husband, you love him too deeply. Solution? After he dies, keep the body with you at home. For years. Don’t forget to occasionally remove the worms attempting to eat him.

DON’T ONLY KEEP DEAD HUSBANDS – KEEP YOUR FAMILY TOO

So your family memebers also eventually die off. You can’t possibly arrange funerals all the time right? It is financially difficult plus not keeping them at home makes you feel alone in the world. But, hey, Egyptians keep the dead intact right? So why not pull it off at your home too. Mummify and keep the corpses. Happy family!


OMG A THIEF!!

Or is it? Apparently this woman needs glasses, as she thought that a stuffed teddy bear in the car is actually a thief, who, strangely, remained still until police arrived.

OMG A THIEF 2!!!

Not all women are idiots when it comes to thieves, like this grandma. A guy wants to steal her car – being an old woman of course – but he is taken by surprise as she karate’s him into the car and locks him inside until the police come.

YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?

Husbands are annoying creatures. Ex-husbands are even more annoying! Seriously they get on everyone’s nerves. Time to teach him a lesson: Set his most valuable body part on fire. That should do it!

WOMEN AND MEN ARE EQUAL

For men and women to be equal, the same rule must apply to both, right? So we find it strange when this woman, who wants to enroll herself in one of those bull marathons, orders that the bulls be replaced by cows.

Now to be fair, next issue will be about Odd Men :P



previous oddball | all oddballs

  • Asoom

    Look, I’m the first to comment!

    However I have no comment on your actual post…….

  • Asoom

    Look, I’m the first to comment!However I have no comment on your actual post…….

  • Kinano

    Grandmas are tough these days :P

  • KJ

    Asoom – Are you stalking me? :P You have just proven that you have all blogs open and are refreshing repeatedly

  • Kinano

    Grandmas are tough these days :P

  • KJ

    Asoom – Are you stalking me? :P You have just proven that you have all blogs open and are refreshing repeatedly

  • KJ

    KI – indeed they are. They didn’t experience junk food

  • KJ

    KI – indeed they are. They didn’t experience junk food

  • Asoom

    KJ…………I’m stalking everyone at the moment

  • Asoom

    KJ…………I’m stalking everyone at the moment

  • KJ

    Asoom – hehehehe.. lmao.. you should have made the list of odd women then! Yalla next issue ;)

  • KJ

    Asoom – hehehehe.. lmao.. you should have made the list of odd women then! Yalla next issue ;)

  • Life

    I second Assom :D NO COMMENT!

  • Life

    I second Assom :D NO COMMENT!

  • Elijah

    WAY TO GO WOMEEEEEEEEEN!!! :D

  • Elijah

    WAY TO GO WOMEEEEEEEEEN!!! :D

  • Asoom

    Would you still want to marry me if I dropped out of grad school and decided I don’t want to do anything in life?

  • Asoom

    Would you still want to marry me if I dropped out of grad school and decided I don’t want to do anything in life?

  • KJ

    Life – why not! I need input :D

    Elijah – yeah baby! You will have a blast in the next issue: Odd Men!

    Asoom – I am not going to force you to do anything in your life.. it is your choice and I have to share it with you. But you’d probably want to reconsider it for your best interest

  • KJ

    Life – why not! I need input :DElijah – yeah baby! You will have a blast in the next issue: Odd Men!Asoom – I am not going to force you to do anything in your life.. it is your choice and I have to share it with you. But you’d probably want to reconsider it for your best interest

  • david santos

    Hello, KJ!
    tHANKS FOR YOUR POSTING, BERY GOOD!
    HAVE A GOOD DAY

  • david santos

    Hello, KJ!tHANKS FOR YOUR POSTING, BERY GOOD!HAVE A GOOD DAY

  • Hamza

    oh so hiding a corpse in a house is a crime?

    BRB

  • Hamza

    oh so hiding a corpse in a house is a crime?BRB

  • Ghasheema

    Highhh to the old karate lady =D

    and smart russian girl….beware men…you guys are more vulnerable than you think ;)

    and that lady that kept her dead husband…..she is disturbingly disguesting wallah

  • Ghasheema

    Highhh to the old karate lady =Dand smart russian girl….beware men…you guys are more vulnerable than you think ;)and that lady that kept her dead husband…..she is disturbingly disguesting wallah

  • Asoom

    “They force us to put the toilet seat cover down,” yes
    “to aim properly,” why would you want to wrongly aim?
    “to read maps,” don’t care
    “to be on time,” don’t care I’m always late
    “and to last with them for hours.” Hell no I’d get annoyed
    “and all this stupid cuddling crap.” ummm…..that’s actually for you guys

  • Asoom

    “They force us to put the toilet seat cover down,” yes “to aim properly,” why would you want to wrongly aim?”to read maps,” don’t care”to be on time,” don’t care I’m always late “and to last with them for hours.” Hell no I’d get annoyed”and all this stupid cuddling crap.” ummm…..that’s actually for you guys

  • KJ

    Asoom – I actually love to cuddle, I sit when I pee (according to Sunni teachings) and I do read maps when I have to :D

    I am always on time though, so we need to brush up your skills.

  • KJ

    Asoom – I actually love to cuddle, I sit when I pee (according to Sunni teachings) and I do read maps when I have to :DI am always on time though, so we need to brush up your skills.