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Moogle Thoughts Issue #2 – On Traffic, Hospitals, Ravioli and China
Moogle: Kupo, the traffic is horrible! OMG is that a car on fire!?
KJ: Yup, it is.
Moogle: You are JOKING! You know what that means?!
KJ: People are actually burning while I have to sit here with you.
Moogle: That’s a terrible thing to say!
KJ: Would you like me to set you on fire instead?
Moogle: You’re horrible.
KJ: I am just hungry.
KJ: Yup, it is.
Moogle: You are JOKING! You know what that means?!
KJ: People are actually burning while I have to sit here with you.
Moogle: That’s a terrible thing to say!
KJ: Would you like me to set you on fire instead?
Moogle: You’re horrible.
KJ: I am just hungry.
Moogle: I want Nescafe.
KJ: We are in a HOSPITAL. If I get Nescafe you are going to spill it and ruin the floor.
Moogle: But kupo there are TEENS over there hanging out by the Nescafe machine.
KJ: You noticed too? Of all places to hang out in, they choose a hospital.
Moogle: So what will you do while you wait for your sister?
KJ: Nothing. Please please don’t tell me you have something in mind.
Moogle: Well I was thinking, since your abilities to score with women is below Black Sea level, you’d want to befriend people here.
KJ: Nurses from a [specific region I won't type to not cause offence]? You must be kidding.
Moogle: No no not the nurses. See, there are a lot of women here who must have come with their husbands.
KJ: And?
Moogle: Well if the husband dies, the now-widow needs a shoulder to cry on.
KJ: THEY ARE TWICE MY GRANDMOTHER’S AGE!
Moogle: But there are two I saw who are young.
KJ: Yeah I saw them.
Moogle: I am definitie it will work. Kupo, the hospital as their SECRET STRONGHOLD. Women COME here to get picked up by caring soon-to-be husbands and fathers! It is maternal instinct.
KJ: You want to know what’s my instinct towards this now?
Moogle: Will I like it?
KJ: No.
Moogle: But kupo there are TEENS over there hanging out by the Nescafe machine.
KJ: You noticed too? Of all places to hang out in, they choose a hospital.
Moogle: So what will you do while you wait for your sister?
KJ: Nothing. Please please don’t tell me you have something in mind.
Moogle: Well I was thinking, since your abilities to score with women is below Black Sea level, you’d want to befriend people here.
KJ: Nurses from a [specific region I won't type to not cause offence]? You must be kidding.
Moogle: No no not the nurses. See, there are a lot of women here who must have come with their husbands.
KJ: And?
Moogle: Well if the husband dies, the now-widow needs a shoulder to cry on.
KJ: THEY ARE TWICE MY GRANDMOTHER’S AGE!
Moogle: But there are two I saw who are young.
KJ: Yeah I saw them.
Moogle: I am definitie it will work. Kupo, the hospital as their SECRET STRONGHOLD. Women COME here to get picked up by caring soon-to-be husbands and fathers! It is maternal instinct.
KJ: You want to know what’s my instinct towards this now?
Moogle: Will I like it?
KJ: No.
Moogle: The ravioli looks amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing! You are impressive!
KJ: Indeed I am. Look at the alfredo sauce! It looks brilliant.
Moogle: Let your sis taste it lest you want to break your fast!
KJ: Yes yes.
Moogle: Oh, you know what would be EVIL.
KJ: You KNOW evil?!?!
Moogle: Shut up. Put a lot of salt in the spoon first.
KJ: Now I like you.
Moogle: Let your sis taste it lest you want to break your fast!
KJ: Yes yes.
Moogle: Oh, you know what would be EVIL.
KJ: You KNOW evil?!?!
Moogle: Shut up. Put a lot of salt in the spoon first.
KJ: Now I like you.
*adds salt*
Moogle: This should be interesting.
KJ: Yup yup.
*calls sister*
Moogle: Here it goes.
KJ: SHIT.
*censored scene*
Moogle: That didn’t go well.
KJ: This is all your fault. LOOK AT MY DETTOL POLISHED FLOOR NOW COVERED IN AN OVERTURNED ALFREDO SAUCEPAN!!!
Moogle: Hey don’t blame it on me! I didn’t tell you it was a great idea, just evil!
KJ: No XBOX for you tonight.
Moogle: You know you’re bluffing.
KJ: I know.
Moogle: Do you still like Medusa?
KJ: The woman with the ridiculous hair?
Moogle: The one.
KJ: No. You’re disgusting she is married with kids!
Moogle: But kupo, see, you only need to show her you are better than her husband.
KJ: And?
Moogle: And then she’d divorce him, sell her kids to him and she will be all yours!
KJ: You don’t SELL kids!
Moogle: In China they do!
KJ: Oh, so you actually have HEARD of China
Moogle: Come on I am not THAT ignorant!
KJ: So what’s China known for?
Moogle: Chi Wa Wa
KJ: Chi what now?
Moogle: You know, the dog.
KJ: That thing isn’t CHINESE you stupid furball!
Moogle: The one I know is.
KJ: I am NOT having this conversation.
Moogle: The one.
KJ: No. You’re disgusting she is married with kids!
Moogle: But kupo, see, you only need to show her you are better than her husband.
KJ: And?
Moogle: And then she’d divorce him, sell her kids to him and she will be all yours!
KJ: You don’t SELL kids!
Moogle: In China they do!
KJ: Oh, so you actually have HEARD of China
Moogle: Come on I am not THAT ignorant!
KJ: So what’s China known for?
Moogle: Chi Wa Wa
KJ: Chi what now?
Moogle: You know, the dog.
KJ: That thing isn’t CHINESE you stupid furball!
Moogle: The one I know is.
KJ: I am NOT having this conversation.
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LOOL i don’t know what to say, but thanks for the early smile
How dare u not give him nescafe?!!
LOL @ you’re bluffing, he knows you too well.
Well he’s got a point maybe he does know a Chinese Chi Wa Wa
Elijah – hehe you’re welcome
Yeah I am such a bluff 
Who am I to deny Moogle some play time.
KJ, your imagination hasn’t failed to entertain me, but now I just can’t help but wonder the nationality of those nurses
salamtak
LMAO
especially at censored scene. I will leave it to my imagination to figure out her reaction. But I can tell that she broke her fast on you with curses
and I think that the nurses were philipinos (I don’t mind offending nationalities).
Moogle owns your ass buddy!
I bet if he were to take up a form, he’d do soooooo much better than you are doing right now.
Kudos to Moogle
EVIL EVIL FURBALL
HAHAHAHAHA .
When we are stuck in traffic my husband always says, there better be a head rolling on the highway because there is no reason for this delay.
I think I like Moogle, she is growing on me ( I insist that she is female ..lol)
asoom – I can’t say
You haven’t been to the gulf before? They’re in full there.
Isam – thanks
Hamza – LoooL No they were not Filipino. The “other” nationality.
KI – shut up you human devil thing.
7aki – Moogle is not a female
You insult Moogle. If Moogle is upset, he goes to Emperor Zizzy Ballooba. You don’t want to meet Emperor Zizzy Ballooba. But you can ask Hamza about him 
When do we get to see moogle?
And what happened in the censored scene?
plez tell me it’s not one of my minds ugly imaginations!!
ok first u need to make some friends dude!
some real life friends!
humans if possible!!
and going after widows
looooool
thats funny!
i suggest u shoot moogle
Loala – Moogle is now on the header banner
eshda3wa – looooooooool, yes yes I should! But that means I would be blowing my brains out lool
Now that my Alfonse is gone, can you send me your Moogle for a brief internship?
LooL Abu Fares.. but see you consciously wanted to rid yourself from Alfonse. Meanwhile I secretly want to keep Moogle. I can’t endure traffic without him