Moogle Thoughts Issue #2 – On Traffic, Hospitals, Ravioli and China

Moogle: Kupo, the traffic is horrible! OMG is that a car on fire!?
KJ: Yup, it is.
Moogle: You are JOKING! You know what that means?!
KJ: People are actually burning while I have to sit here with you.
Moogle: That’s a terrible thing to say!
KJ: Would you like me to set you on fire instead?
Moogle: You’re horrible.
KJ: I am just hungry.


Moogle: I want Nescafe.
KJ: We are in a HOSPITAL. If I get Nescafe you are going to spill it and ruin the floor.
Moogle: But kupo there are TEENS over there hanging out by the Nescafe machine.
KJ: You noticed too? Of all places to hang out in, they choose a hospital.
Moogle: So what will you do while you wait for your sister?
KJ: Nothing. Please please don’t tell me you have something in mind.
Moogle: Well I was thinking, since your abilities to score with women is below Black Sea level, you’d want to befriend people here.
KJ: Nurses from a [specific region I won’t type to not cause offence]? You must be kidding.
Moogle: No no not the nurses. See, there are a lot of women here who must have come with their husbands.
KJ: And?
Moogle: Well if the husband dies, the now-widow needs a shoulder to cry on.
KJ: THEY ARE TWICE MY GRANDMOTHER’S AGE!
Moogle: But there are two I saw who are young.
KJ: Yeah I saw them.
Moogle: I am definitie it will work. Kupo, the hospital as their SECRET STRONGHOLD. Women COME here to get picked up by caring soon-to-be husbands and fathers! It is maternal instinct.
KJ: You want to know what’s my instinct towards this now?
Moogle: Will I like it?
KJ: No.


Moogle: The ravioli looks amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing! You are impressive!
KJ: Indeed I am. Look at the alfredo sauce! It looks brilliant.
Moogle: Let your sis taste it lest you want to break your fast!
KJ: Yes yes.
Moogle: Oh, you know what would be EVIL.
KJ: You KNOW evil?!?!
Moogle: Shut up. Put a lot of salt in the spoon first.
KJ: Now I like you.

*adds salt*

Moogle: This should be interesting.
KJ: Yup yup.

*calls sister*

Moogle: Here it goes.
KJ: SHIT.

*censored scene*

Moogle: That didn’t go well.
KJ: This is all your fault. LOOK AT MY DETTOL POLISHED FLOOR NOW COVERED IN AN OVERTURNED ALFREDO SAUCEPAN!!!
Moogle: Hey don’t blame it on me! I didn’t tell you it was a great idea, just evil!
KJ: No XBOX for you tonight.
Moogle: You know you’re bluffing.
KJ: I know.


Moogle: Do you still like Medusa?
KJ: The woman with the ridiculous hair?
Moogle: The one.
KJ: No. You’re disgusting she is married with kids!
Moogle: But kupo, see, you only need to show her you are better than her husband.
KJ: And?
Moogle: And then she’d divorce him, sell her kids to him and she will be all yours!
KJ: You don’t SELL kids!
Moogle: In China they do!
KJ: Oh, so you actually have HEARD of China
Moogle: Come on I am not THAT ignorant!
KJ: So what’s China known for?
Moogle: Chi Wa Wa
KJ: Chi what now?
Moogle: You know, the dog.
KJ: That thing isn’t CHINESE you stupid furball!
Moogle: The one I know is.
KJ: I am NOT having this conversation.


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  • Elijah

    LOOL i don’t know what to say, but thanks for the early smile :)

    How dare u not give him nescafe?!!

    LOL @ you’re bluffing, he knows you too well.

    Well he’s got a point maybe he does know a Chinese Chi Wa Wa

  • Elijah

    LOOL i don’t know what to say, but thanks for the early smile :)How dare u not give him nescafe?!!LOL @ you’re bluffing, he knows you too well.Well he’s got a point maybe he does know a Chinese Chi Wa Wa

  • KJ

    Elijah – hehe you’re welcome ;) Yeah I am such a bluff :P Who am I to deny Moogle some play time.

  • KJ

    Elijah – hehe you’re welcome ;) Yeah I am such a bluff :P Who am I to deny Moogle some play time.

  • Asoom

    KJ, your imagination hasn’t failed to entertain me, but now I just can’t help but wonder the nationality of those nurses

  • Asoom

    KJ, your imagination hasn’t failed to entertain me, but now I just can’t help but wonder the nationality of those nurses

  • Isam Abu Salhieh

    salamtak ;)

  • Isam Abu Salhieh

    salamtak ;)

  • Hamza

    LMAO
    especially at censored scene. I will leave it to my imagination to figure out her reaction. But I can tell that she broke her fast on you with curses :P

    and I think that the nurses were philipinos (I don’t mind offending nationalities). :P

  • Hamza

    LMAOespecially at censored scene. I will leave it to my imagination to figure out her reaction. But I can tell that she broke her fast on you with curses :Pand I think that the nurses were philipinos (I don’t mind offending nationalities). :P

  • Kinano

    Moogle owns your ass buddy!

    I bet if he were to take up a form, he’d do soooooo much better than you are doing right now.

    Kudos to Moogle :D EVIL EVIL FURBALL

  • Kinano

    Moogle owns your ass buddy! I bet if he were to take up a form, he’d do soooooo much better than you are doing right now. Kudos to Moogle :D EVIL EVIL FURBALL

  • 7aki Fadi

    HAHAHAHAHA .

    When we are stuck in traffic my husband always says, there better be a head rolling on the highway because there is no reason for this delay.

    I think I like Moogle, she is growing on me ( I insist that she is female ..lol)

  • 7aki Fadi

    HAHAHAHAHA .When we are stuck in traffic my husband always says, there better be a head rolling on the highway because there is no reason for this delay.I think I like Moogle, she is growing on me ( I insist that she is female ..lol)

  • KJ

    asoom – I can’t say :P You haven’t been to the gulf before? They’re in full there.

    Isam – thanks :D

    Hamza – LoooL No they were not Filipino. The “other” nationality.

    KI – shut up you human devil thing.

    7aki – Moogle is not a female :P You insult Moogle. If Moogle is upset, he goes to Emperor Zizzy Ballooba. You don’t want to meet Emperor Zizzy Ballooba. But you can ask Hamza about him :P

  • KJ

    asoom – I can’t say :P You haven’t been to the gulf before? They’re in full there.Isam – thanks :DHamza – LoooL No they were not Filipino. The “other” nationality.KI – shut up you human devil thing.7aki – Moogle is not a female :P You insult Moogle. If Moogle is upset, he goes to Emperor Zizzy Ballooba. You don’t want to meet Emperor Zizzy Ballooba. But you can ask Hamza about him :P

  • Ms Loala

    When do we get to see moogle? :P

    And what happened in the censored scene? :( plez tell me it’s not one of my minds ugly imaginations!!

  • Ms Loala

    When do we get to see moogle? :PAnd what happened in the censored scene? :( plez tell me it’s not one of my minds ugly imaginations!!

  • eshda3wa

    ok first u need to make some friends dude!

    some real life friends!

    humans if possible!!

    and going after widows
    looooool
    thats funny!

    i suggest u shoot moogle

  • eshda3wa

    ok first u need to make some friends dude!some real life friends!humans if possible!!and going after widowsloooooolthats funny!i suggest u shoot moogle

  • KJ

    Loala – Moogle is now on the header banner ;)

    eshda3wa – looooooooool, yes yes I should! But that means I would be blowing my brains out lool

  • KJ

    Loala – Moogle is now on the header banner ;)eshda3wa – looooooooool, yes yes I should! But that means I would be blowing my brains out lool

  • abufares

    Now that my Alfonse is gone, can you send me your Moogle for a brief internship?

  • abufares

    Now that my Alfonse is gone, can you send me your Moogle for a brief internship?

  • KJ

    LooL Abu Fares.. but see you consciously wanted to rid yourself from Alfonse. Meanwhile I secretly want to keep Moogle. I can’t endure traffic without him

  • KJ

    LooL Abu Fares.. but see you consciously wanted to rid yourself from Alfonse. Meanwhile I secretly want to keep Moogle. I can’t endure traffic without him