Oddball of a World vol.1

Humans are sadistic creatures. Face it, you can’t help yourself not laugh when someone else trips over, falls to the ground and dives face first into a pile of pies. We love stupidity, even if we hate stupid people. Without stupidity, we won’t feel smart.

I will bring you every now and then some really odd, if stupid, things that happen around the world.

And of course I will add my own comments :P

Let’s roll!!

Panda Dies of Heart Attack
I understand that this is not funny at all, but the funny fact is that a panda makes world news. True, they are endangered species (gee I wonder why!) and granted they are all fluffy and stuff, but it is just amusing that a panda is able to sway people’s hearts when everything else in the world fails.

Thief Raids Homes to Sleep in Them
Now why would you do that? I mean, you carefully plan for days to break into a house… so you can SLEEP in it? Might as well steal some items, sell them, and then accumulate enough to buy your own house!

Teacher Throws Crap at Student
Now wouldn’t you love this. You’re a teacher, and a student pisses you off. What do you do? Bring in some dung and throw it at them! Next to-be-crapped-upon: Boss

Groom’s Brother Marries Bride
You go to your own wedding only to find that your brother is marrying your bride. AND everyone is ok with it!

Worker Beheaded for not Milking
You work in a farm. One of your employees forgot to milk the cow. What do you do? Off with this head!

Your thought?!




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  • KJ
    Elijah - You're too adamant about non-breeding :P BTW if you didn't know, you can click on the headers to go to the actual news article.
  • Elijah
    I love animals and pandas are just cute little thingys, they are far more intelligent than humans, and they are more worthy of life too.


    The thief was soooo cute aaawwww he was tired and homeless probably, what wud u do if u'd never slept on a comfortable piece of furniture lol





    The CRAP, bring it on I need a few bags of those for my students :P



    The bride seized the day, bfeor she got stuck in a lifetime full of deception, was kinda cruel of her but better than cheating later on, i think.



    Worker, huh?? damn! a bit harsh don't ya think?



    Humans should stop breeding and they should become extinct!
  • KJ
    eshda3wa - LoooooooooooL! The titles are links by the way (you should know by now from the theme of my blog that the green is a link if you roll over it and it becomes orange!) Click on them to read the actual news story.
  • eshda3wa
    ppl die every day
    blood is an everyday occurance in the news

    its not every day u see a panda dead



    plus they look so prettyyyy



    theif, the ppor thing is he homeless?

    or maybe he has a real uncomfy matress



    crap? really? did he bring it in a bag, or did he walk in holding it in his hands?

    and i wanna know wat the student did to be crapped on!



    bride and brother... ahhh well Sh**T happenes



    well atleast they were smart enough not to behead the cow!

    (my god im so going to hell)
  • KJ
    Red Dragon - you sadist! I will have you beheaded for not shining my shoes :P lol
  • Red Dragon
    Interesting!!!


    LOL I would have my worker beheaded if he didnt shine my shoe!!! I love giving hard time to them...
  • KJ
    Hamza - wow you guys went on a strike?! I wish we did that at AUS! The only strike we did was organized by the idiots at PCC where we had to sit outside in the sun and bake for 30 minutes.


    KI - LooooooooL. Idiot
  • Kinan
    hamza:
    I will soooooo make you wish you did not point out the excess "u" in my post's title...



    moere = more



    kj:

    It's almost 2 am. I am extremely sleepy. I just laughed my head off. I will leave a better comment tomorrow morning. UGGGHHHHH, today morning.. Dammit! I will do that later.



    *mumbles stupid curses and goes to sleep*
  • Hamza
    Panda - at least it lived up to 22. It should be probably dead years ago. As the article said, average age of Panda in the wild is 10-20.


    Thief- I think that guy wants to furnish his house. He is just looking around to test which house is moere comfortable



    Teacher- I can't believe that a country like canada would let such a teacher slip by. Back in my days, I had college strike for 3 weeks simply coz teachers objected on the increased size of classrooms to 45 students rather than 25



    Groom - lucky bride. she gets to cheat on her fiancee and EVERYBODY approves of it.



    Worker- yep. that's the punishment you get for not milking your God..damn, that's sick...milking my God.
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