How to Surf at Your House

We all like to surf right? Just see­ing those hot hunks and bounc­ing breasted women surf on Bay­watch is enough to make us jeal­ous to the point of sui­cide. But here in the UAE the waves are not strong enough for surf­ing in the true surf­ing form, and prob­a­bly if you live any­where inland, the only surf­ing you will be see­ing is on Baywatch.

So this lit­tle upset fella came up with the idea of bring­ing the surf to your house, sim­ple because you can’t go to the ocean to surf. How? Sim­ple, have a giant wash­ing machine that is always on spin, and you place your­self inside. Yup, that’s right — but let us see, prob­a­bly you need a gar­den or a large base­ment for this to place. And it also assumes you are well bal­anced — oth­er­wise you may end up spin­ning in this thing until your mom comes and turns the thing of (after you give her instruc­tions of course whilst spin­ning) or until you are even­tu­ally thrown off into the wall of your base­ment or the fence between you and the neighbors.

Pretty smart, I say. Bay­watch is safer.