Jar of Juice

If you have ever been to any place outside your room then you would probably know the golden rule of thumb: There is always, ALWAYS someone who is fucked up beyond repair, irritating to the point that you would be ready to start WWIII just to have him/her/it killed, and for some undivine reason you are the ONLY person that Mr. FUBAR is willing to annoy the living life out of. FUBAR means Fucked Up Beyond Any Repair, in case you didn’t know.

Anyway, in my office there are actually several FUBARs, but today I will just iform you of one. I already rambled enough on Smelly FUBAR. Today’s FUBAR is to be called For All Practical Purposes FUBAR. FAPP-FUBAR for short.

Just like we learned the words/phrases “usually” and “if I want to do this” and “besides” and “anyway”, this guy’s English clauses are composed of pnly one phrase: For All Practical Purposes.

Here is a line from him, and note how the clause does not make any sense:

“But if for all practical purposes the system was deployed, then if I want to for all practical purposes undeploy it how will it then for all practical purposes affect the user?”

Well gee I don’t know. Maybe, for all practical purposes that your practically impractical mind cannot handle the practicality that the system is actually practical, rendering your rather impractical question even more impractical for all practical purposes? And I mean, for all practical purposes, the system WAS designed for all practical purposes, and since we are practically working in a for all practical purposes practical company, then all projects and systems we are working on are practical for all practical purposes.

Am I practically correct or just just making a rather practical joke of what is actually an impractical FUBAR person in this practical company for all my own practical purposes?