Jar of Juice

Kinan Jarjous
oh look! a fly is on my screen and i am trying to shoo it away with the mouse

Kinan R. Issa
LMAO
you’re serious?

Kinan Jarjous
yes :S

Kinan R. Issa
omg!
so that’s coolata and chocolate
hmmm!

Kinan Jarjous
yeah i had this fly incident happen before also after chocolate drinks
not it has to be drinks
i wonder y
i mean i know they r easier to absorb but even food is eventually absorbed
although i do discard most of the food i ingest
i mean i can have a poop competition with an elephant and i will win
then i will have to hire someone to clean up my shit
u know i wish i was an elephant
i just shit and people clean up after me
so technically all rich people r elephants

Kinan R. Issa
and technically you’ve gone mad beyond sanity kupo

Kinan Jarjous
my boss is an elephant
he even has the dumbo look
get it
dumb
and dumbo is an elephant
dumbo look
no?
:S

Kinan R. Issa
lol

Kinan Jarjous
oh i am feeling a rush in my legs
:S

Kinan R. Issa
seriously moogle

Kinan Jarjous
i wonder what this is

Kinan R. Issa
something is definitely up with you today

Kinan Jarjous
i shouldnt have had that drink
im afraid of what will happen when the effects wear off

Kinan R. Issa
yes you shouldnt have

Kinan Jarjous
im going to be so depressing
i think i should have some more
or i can just keep in the urine and reabsorb it
ah! i can recycle my own waste!
im an efficient elephant

Kinan R. Issa
looooooooooool
you’re INSANE
i am sooo having you admitted

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